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In small-town Texas, an affable mortician strikes up a friendship with a wealthy widow, though when she starts to become controlling, he goes to great lengths to separate himself from her grasp.

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Bernie Tiede
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Marjorie Nugent
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Danny Buck
Brady Coleman ...
Scrappy Holmes
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Lloyd Hornbuckle
Rick Dial ...
Don Leggett
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Sheriff Huckabee
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Rev. Woodard
Merrilee McCommas ...
Molly
Mathew Greer ...
Carl (as Matthew Greer)
Marjorie Dome ...
Townsperson
Tim Cariker ...
Townsperson
Fern Luker ...
Townsperson
Jack Payne ...
Townsperson
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Townsperson (as Sonny Davis)
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Townsperson
Ann Reeves ...
Townsperson
Kay Epperson ...
Townsperson
Ira Bounds ...
Townsperson
James Baker ...
Townsperson
Kay McConaughey ...
Townsperson
Kristi Youngblood ...
Townsperson
Kenny Brevard ...
Townsperson
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Townsperson
Mollie Fuller ...
Townsperson
Tanja Givens ...
Townsperson
Glenda Jones ...
Townsperson
Travis Blevins ...
Townsperson
Sylvia Froman ...
Townsperson
Martha Long ...
Townsperson
Jo Perkins ...
Townsperson
Reba Tarjick ...
Townsperson
Dale Dudley ...
Townsperson
James Wilson ...
Townsperson
Teresa Edwards ...
Townsperson
Billy Vaticalos ...
Townsperson
Rob Anthony ...
Townsperson
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Larry Brumley (as Tommy Kendrick)
Pam McDonald ...
Townsperson
Kathy Gollmitzer ...
Townsperson
Cozette McNeely ...
Townsperson
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Professor Fleming (as Richard Jones)
Charles Bailey ...
Friend of Deceased
Suzi McLaughlin ...
Mrs. Pebworth
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Mr. Eckles
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Mrs. Eckles
J.D. Young ...
Dwayne Nugent
Charlie m Stewart ...
Dwayne Jr. (as Charlie Stewart)
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Lewie
Raquel Gavia ...
Esmerelda
Amparo García ...
Church Goer (as Amparo Garcia-Crow)
Toby Metcalf ...
Oil Worker
Doug Moreland ...
Chainsaw Artist
Edward Ji ...
Pianist
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Guys & Dolls Performer (as Jill Blackwood)
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Mel
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Kevin
Deana Newcomb ...
Photographer (as Deanna Newcomb)
David Steakley ...
Assistant Director
Peter Harrell Jr. ...
Bank Manager
Joe Leroy Reynolds ...
Deputy Sheriff (as Joe Reynolds)
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Truck Driver
John Hornbuckle ...
Generator Operator
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Sheriff's Deputy #2
Margaret Hoard ...
Café Waitress
Charles Allen Eskew ...
IRS Agent
Quita Culpepper ...
TV Reporter
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Cashier
Jerry Biggs ...
Judge
Robert Works ...
Lead Juror
Chris Barfield ...
Community Theater Group
Taylor Bryant ...
Community Theater Group
Colin Bevis ...
Community Theater Group
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Community Theater Group
Joshua Denning ...
Community Theater Group
Ellie Edwards ...
Community Theater Group
Alaina Flores ...
Community Theater Group
Jennifer Foster ...
Community Theater Group
Leslie Hethcox ...
Community Theater Group
Jordan Hill ...
Community Theater Group
Berkley Jones ...
Community Theater Group
Trevor McGinnis ...
Community Theater Group
Mika Odom ...
Community Theater Group
Chell Parkins ...
Community Theater Group
David Ponton ...
Community Theater Group
Gray Randolph ...
Community Theater Group
Rachel Hull-Ryde ...
Community Theater Group
Ian Saunders ...
Community Theater Group
Madelyn Shaffer ...
Community Theater Group
Larissa Slota ...
Community Theater Group
Daniel Rae Srivastava ...
Community Theater Group
Ellen Stader ...
Community Theater Group
Lara Wright ...
Community Theater Group
Betty Andrews ...
Mrs. Senior Carthage Pageant Contestant
Marcia Bailey ...
Mrs. Senior Carthage Pageant Contestant
Umpy Bechtol ...
Mrs. Senior Carthage Pageant Contestant
Nita Bouldin ...
Mrs. Senior Carthage Pageant Contestant
Nellie Hickerson ...
Mrs. Senior Carthage Pageant Contestant
Jeanette Kloppe ...
Mrs. Senior Carthage Pageant Contestant (as Jeanetta Kloppe)
Geraldine Miller ...
Mrs. Senior Carthage Pageant Contestant
Sharon Rigsbee ...
Mrs. Senior Carthage Pageant Contestant
Debbie Shaw ...
Mrs. Senior Carthage Pageant Contestant
Flo Weiershausen ...
Mrs. Senior Carthage Pageant Contestant
Gina Wooten ...
Mrs. Senior Carthage Pageant Contestant
Gary Askins ...
Juror
Ben Bachelder ...
Juror (as Benjamin Bachelder)
Meredith Beal ...
Juror
Stacey Bruck ...
Juror
Michelle Briscoe ...
Juror
Lesa Brooks ...
Juror
Gayla Bruce ...
Juror
Brenda Bunton ...
Juror
Kristi Copeland ...
Juror
Jeff Davis ...
Juror
Orion Gallagher ...
Juror
Kenneth C. Liverman ...
Juror (as Kenneth Liverman)
Linda Rudwick ...
Juror
Mary Stifflemire ...
Juror
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Patty Allieri ...
Townsperson (uncredited)
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Mortuary Student (uncredited)
Cheryl Bond Danks ...
Restaurant Patron (uncredited)
Fred Bothwell ...
Mourner (uncredited)
Steve Cauley ...
Mourner (uncredited)
Gene Cervenka ...
Grim Reaper - Prison Guard (uncredited)
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Upscale Shopper / Pageant Attendee (uncredited)
Erik Collins ...
Sheriff Deputy #3 (uncredited)
Franky Coronado ...
Prison Visitor (uncredited)
Randy Coy ...
Hard Body Onlooker (uncredited)
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Prison Visitor (uncredited)
Garret Danks ...
Restaurant Patron (uncredited)
Daniel B. Davis ...
Townsperson (uncredited)
Richard Dodwell ...
Church Attendee (uncredited)
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Bernies Prison Guard (uncredited)
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Robin (uncredited)
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Parisian Diner (uncredited)
Terry Harrison ...
Funeral Mourner (uncredited)
Paul Heckmann ...
Carthaginian Resident (uncredited)
Connie Kennedy ...
Marti Gras Party Goer (uncredited)
Stephen C. Kerr ...
The Corpse (uncredited)
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Courtroom Witness (uncredited)
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Grieving Widow (uncredited)
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Funeral Home Patron (uncredited)
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Federal Agent (uncredited)
Jim Mangum ...
Choirboy (uncredited)
Patrick Martin Jr. ...
TV News Cameraman (uncredited)
James Leonardo Mayberry ...
Churchgoer (uncredited)
Angela McClure ...
Reporter (uncredited)
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Small Deputy (uncredited)
Caroline McNeil ...
Mourner (uncredited)
Joe Nelson ...
Hearse Driver (uncredited)
Earl Nottingham ...
Courthouse Vendor (uncredited)
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Church Patron (uncredited)
Skye Polchert ...
Choir Member / Churchgoer (uncredited)
Mitchell Rad ...
Press Photographer (uncredited)
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Courtroom Visitor (uncredited)
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Neighborhood Onlooker (uncredited)
Wendy Tobias ...
Bernie's Haloween Party Reveler / Conga Line (uncredited)
Adrun Wilson ...
Church Member (uncredited)
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Photographer / Churchgoer (uncredited)
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Action News Cameraman (uncredited)

Directed by

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Richard Linklater

Written by

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Skip Hollandsworth ... (based on the article in Texas Monthly by)
 
Richard Linklater ... (screenplay) &
Skip Hollandsworth ... (screenplay)

Produced by

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Michael Bassick ... executive producer
William T. Conway ... executive producer
John Paul DeJoria ... executive producer
Donald Fox ... executive producer (as Don Fox)
Jack Gilardi Jr. ... executive producer
Liz Glotzer ... producer
Alex Gudim ... executive producer
Lissa Gudim ... executive producer (as Lissa Collins-Guddim)
Ken Hirsh ... executive producer
Rav Indran ... associate producer (as Kannoo Ravindran)
Hardy Justice ... co-producer
Todd J. Labarowski ... associate producer (as Todd Labarowski)
Johnny Lin ... executive producer
Richard Linklater ... producer
Sean McEwen ... associate producer
David McFadzean ... producer
Kirsten McMurray ... co-producer
Dete Meserve ... producer
Duncan Montgomery ... executive producer
Mark Mower ... co-producer
Darby Parker ... executive producer
Judd Payne ... producer
Celine Rattray ... producer
Tiller Russell ... associate producer
Jack Selby ... executive producer (as Jack R. Selby)
Martin Shafer ... producer
Ginger Sledge ... producer
John Sloss ... executive producer
Shane D. Stanger ... associate producer (as Shane Stanger)
Matt Williams ... producer

Music by

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Graham Reynolds

Cinematography by

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Dick Pope ... director of photography

Editing by

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Sandra Adair

Editorial Department

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Pete Cardella ... post-production assistant
Christine Cardenas ... post-production intern
Chelsea Dinsdale ... post-production assistant
Laura Geucherian ... digital intermediate producer
Chance Gilbert ... post-production intern
Ryan Gladden ... digital intermediate data wrangler
Nancy Jundi ... digital editing systems support
Kevin O'Connor ... digital intermediate final colorist
David Rosenblatt ... first assistant editor
Mike Saenz ... first assistant editor
Mark Smith ... digital intermediate engineer
David Townsend ... post-production coordinator
Thom Whitehead ... digital intermediate editor

Casting By

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Beth Sepko
Sheila Steele

Production Design by

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Bruce Curtis

Art Direction by

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Rodney Becker

Costume Design by

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Kari Perkins

Makeup Department

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Michaela Farrell ... additional makeup artist
Roxie Hodenfield ... hair department head
Roz Music ... hair stylist: Mr. Black / makeup artist: Mr. Black
Leola Perez ... additional hair stylist
Charmaine Richards ... key hair stylist
Kara Sutherlin ... key makeup artist
Pamela S. Westmore ... makeup department head (as Pamela Westmore)
Jacenda Burkett ... assistant makeup artist (uncredited)
Pamela S. Westmore ... makeup artist: Shirley MacLaine (uncredited)

Production Management

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Nancy Kirhoffer ... post-production supervisor
Ginger Sledge ... unit production manager
Karen Wacker ... production supervisor

Second Unit Director or Assistant Director

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Michele Cusick ... second second assistant director
Kayse Goodell ... second assistant director
George Sledge ... first assistant director

Art Department

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Chia Berry ... art department coordinator
Justin Brookhart ... art department intern
Chris Clayton ... set dresser
Leila Dallal ... assistant property master
George Dishner ... set dresser
Melanie Ferguson ... on-set dresser
Juliet Guimont ... scenic artist
Evan Hodge ... set dresser
Juliana Hoffpauir ... additional buyer
Allan Holder ... propmaker
Ellen Lampl ... graphic designer
Jason Marlow ... graphic designer
Pat Martine ... scenic artist
Christopher Mekhail ... art department trainee (as Chris Mekhail)
David Menefee ... gang boss (as Dave Menefee)
Matt Miller ... set dresser
Andrew Schwartz ... art department trainee
Jonathan Shaffer ... property master
Garrett Smith ... art department intern
John 'B.J.' Smith ... lead scenic artist (as B.J. Smith)
Michael Smothers ... utility technician (as Mike Smothers)
Aaron Statler ... leadman
Justin Stegall ... set dresser
Tom Ward ... construction coordinator
Zac Ward ... propmaker (as Zak Ward)
Mark Spacek ... set dresser (uncredited)

Sound Department

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Wayne Bell ... dialogue editor
Gary C. Bourgeois ... additional sound re-recording mixer
Kay Colvin ... cable person
Glenn Eanes ... sound editor
Susan Fitz-Simon ... foley artist / foley editor
Tom Hammond ... re-recording mixer / supervising sound editor
Justin Hennard ... sound designer
John Pritchett ... sound mixer
David M. Roberts ... boom operator (as David Roberts)
Danny Reeves ... additional adr (uncredited)

Special Effects by

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Everett Byrom III ... special effects coordinator (as Everett Byrom)

Visual Effects by

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Dale Carman ... visual effects supervisor: Radium/Reel FX
Dustin D'Arnault ... matte painter: Radium/Reel FX (as Dustin D'arnault)
Dan Dixon ... visual effects supervisor: Radium/Reel FX
Pete Herzog ... visual effects executive producer: Radium/Reel FX
Doug Hogan ... compositor: Radium/Reel FX
Dag Ivarsoy ... compositor: Radium/Reel FX
Laychin Lee ... visual effects artist: Radium/Reel FX
Leah Orsini ... visual effects producer: Radium/Reel FX (as Leah Garner)
John Rogalski ... compositor: Radium/Reel FX
Mike Roy ... visual effects artist: Radium/Reel FX
Randall Smith ... compositor: Radium/Reel FX

Stunts

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Cheryl Wheeler Duncan ... stunt double: Marjorie (as Cheryl Wheeler-Duncan)
Jeff Schwan ... stunt coordinator

Camera and Electrical Department

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Wes Ahl ... grip
Troy Anderson ... rigging electrician
Marc Andrus ... key grip
Roger Basquette ... video assist operator
Russell Beard ... rigging best boy electric
Kelly Bogdan ... second assistant camera: "a" camera
Nathan Brown ... rigging electrician
Scott Conn ... rigging gaffer
Matt Cowan ... dolly grip: "a" camera
Dustin Cross ... digital imaging technician
Wes Dixon ... electrician
Steve Drake ... best boy grip
Patrick Fortune ... grip
Doug Gessaman ... rigging grip
Samuel Haun ... photographer: interviews
Robert Hicks ... key rigging grip (as Rob Hicks)
Vance Holmes ... additional camera unit
Donald R. Howe Jr. ... second assistant camera: "b" camera (as Don Howe)
Chip Huntington ... grip
Brad Keffer ... electrician
Shane Kelly ... camera operator: "b" camera / director of photography: second unit
Pete Kolb ... rigging grip best boy (as Peter Kolb)
Cas Lincoln ... electrician
Ron Mann ... rigging grip
Mark Manthey ... chief lighting technician
Rob McGrath ... first assistant camera: "b" camera
Richard Nance ... grip
Deana Newcomb ... still photographer
Spencer Pharr ... best boy electrician
Dick Pope ... camera operator: "a" camera
Harry Rabin ... camera operator
Van Redin ... still photographer
Steve Speers ... first assistant camera: "a" camera
Scott Sprague ... best boy electrician
Greg Travis ... electrician (as Travis Travis)
Wilson Waggoner ... additional camera unit
Ian Quigley ... rigging electric (uncredited)
Froylan Reyes Jr. ... electrician (uncredited)

Casting Department

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Iris Davis-Quick ... extras casting assistant
Ashley Hallford ... extras casting assistant
Tina Kerr ... extras casting
Angela Burns ... casting assistant (uncredited)

Costume and Wardrobe Department

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Lara Britton ... costume production assistant (as Lara McElroy)
Brenda J. Chambers ... costumer/stitcher (as Brenda Chambers)
Sara Cummings ... costume production assistant
Lee Hunsaker ... costume buyer (as Lee Hunsacker)
Robin McMullan ... costume supervisor
John H. Smith ... key costumer (as John Smith)
Mirin Soliz ... additional costumer / set/trailer costumer
Stephanie A. Steel ... key costumer (as Stephanie Steel)
D.J. Castillo ... wardrobe production assistant (uncredited)

Location Management

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Peter Atherton ... location scout
Chris Cantu-Salazar ... assistant location manager
Corbin Clem ... location intern
James Crowley ... location manager
Anthony Foreman ... location trainee
Erin Elizabeth Gardner ... location aide
Joey Hudgins ... co-location manager
Frank Kearl ... on-set locations: Gossip unit
Vernon Smith ... location assistant / on-set locations

Music Department

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James Anderson ... musician: violin
Mike Bernal ... musician: guitar
Jack Black ... musician: vocalist
Lisa Brown ... music supervisor (as Lisa Brown Leopold)
Jeremy Bruch ... musician: drums
Alexis Buffum ... musician: violin
Maurice Chammah ... musician: violin
Ricky Davis ... musician: steel guitar
Jonathan Dexter ... musician: cello
Jason Elinoff ... musician: viola
Petra Haden ... musician: vocalist
Rachel Haden ... musician: vocalist
Tanya Haden ... musician: vocalist
Utah Hamrick ... musician: bass
Rebecca Haskins ... musician: oboe
Rebecca Jordan ... musician: clarinet
Valerie Klatt Fischer ... musician: cello
Paul Klemperer ... musician: saxophone, clarinet
Marty Lester ... additional music recordist: Tequila Mockingbird
Tom Lewis ... musician: drums
Matt Lilley ... musicologist
Freddie Mendoza ... musician: trombone
Buzz Moran ... music editor / music mixer: WPA Studio / music recordist
Hector Moreno ... musician: cello
Leah Nelson ... musician: viola
Graham Reynolds ... music mixer / music recordist / musician: drums / musician: piano / score producer
Paul Robertson ... musician: violin
Ben Saffer ... musician: clarinet
Seetha Shivaswarmy ... musician: flute
Jimmy Shortell ... musician: accordion, trumpet
Joseph Shuffield ... musician: violin
Adam Sultan ... musician: guitar
Redd Volkaert ... musician: guitar / musician: vocalist
Dale Watson ... musician: guitar / musician: vocalist
Jenni Wieland ... musician: french horn
Julia Windle ... musician: bassoon

Script and Continuity Department

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Brooke Satrazemis ... script supervisor

Transportation Department

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Ed Andrade ... driver
Dwight Cary ... driver (as Dwight 'Curly' Cary)
Charles Coulter ... transportation captain (as Charlie Coulter)
Fred Davis ... driver
Frank DeLaFuente ... driver
Mike Hitch ... driver
Cliff Hunt ... driver
Dustin Little ... driver
Joseph Lockwood ... driver (as Joe Lockwood) / transportation
Lonnie Nelson ... transportation co-captain
Ronnie Reeves ... driver
Hector G. Rodriguez ... driver (as Hector Rodriguez)
Charles D. Russell ... driver (as Charles Russell)
Joe Self ... driver
Victor Villareal ... driver
Marti Wells ... transportation coordinator
Wilburn White ... driver
Steven Willhoite ... driver / production van driver operator

Additional Crew

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Ashley Adair ... photo archivist
Donald Banks ... set production assistant
Matthew Baugh ... catering assistant
Gema Beasley ... additional office intern
Nicole Beaudoin ... production trainee
Brett B. Bunner ... accounting clerk (as Brett Bunner)
John Cates ... set production assistant
Rebecca Chulew ... stand-in: Shirley MacLaine
Kim Couture ... stand-in: Marjorie (as Kimberly Couture)
Cayla Cox ... office intern
Leigh Davis ... production coordinator
Jeremy Decker ... stand-in: Bernie
Jacqueline Eckhouse ... business and legal affairs: Sloss Eckhouse (as Jackie Eckhouse)
Elizabeth Elliott ... legal services (as Elizabeth Elliott Hopkins)
Ralph Fisher ... armadillo handler
Leslie Frid ... set production assistant
Jonathan Hartwig ... office production assistant
Kipling Harvey ... craft service (as Kip Harvey)
Raymond Hemza ... catering assistant
Elizabeth Himelstein ... dialect coach: Mr. Black (as Elizabeth Hamel)
Chris M. Jackson ... assistant: Ms. Sledge (as Chris Jackson)
Joshua Jason ... publicist
Dane Michael Jensen ... post production intern (as Dane Jensen)
Brice Lane ... stand-in: Danny
Robin Lewis ... choreographer
Jason Marlow ... title design
Jason William Marlow ... graphic artist: on-screen graphics
Nic Marshall ... production executive: Mandalay Vision
Michael Mattioli ... epk
Kirsten McMurray ... assistant: Mr. Linklater
Alex Milan ... assistant: Mr. Black, Texas
Jeremy Mohler ... set production assistant
Molly Murray ... production accountant (as Molly Murray-Bunner)
Quin Parthasarathy ... assistant: Mr. McConaughey
Chris Perez ... clearance counsel (uncredited)
Joel Poage ... head chef
Kate Poss ... assistant production coordinator
Harry Rabin ... epk
Will Rimmer ... production assistant
Edgar Sandoval ... insurance underwriter
Karen Segall ... business and legal affairs: Sloss Eckhouse
Mark Sepulveda ... craft service assistant
M.K. Shaw ... payroll accountant (as Kathleen Shaw)
Katie Shook ... assistant: Mr. Black
Weston Smith ... accounting intern
David Steakley ... artistic producer: ZACH (as Dave Steakley)
Brian Sutherin ... set production assistant
Raigen Thornton ... set medic
Kristen Vela ... assistant: Ms. MacLaine
Melissa Volz ... additional office intern
Tristan Walling ... pilot and engineer
Jack Watts ... dvd author
Meghan Welsch ... additional office intern
Jenni Wieland ... first assistant accountant / post production accountant
Shawn Williams ... production secretary (as Shawn Williams Brown)
Koen Wooten ... armourer
Andrea Block ... production assistant (uncredited)
Derek DiBiagio ... assistant: Matthew McConaughey (uncredited)
Evey Franceschini ... production assistant (uncredited)
Jenny Halper ... development executive (uncredited)
Travis Wade Locke ... wrangler (uncredited)
Devon Hawkes Ludlow ... assistant: Mr. Conway (uncredited)
Charlie Nadler ... operations coordinator: Castle Rock Entertainment (uncredited)
Ian M. Stratford ... finance legal (uncredited)

Thanks

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Lindsey Ashley ... special thanks
Carol Biggs ... special thanks
Jacques Boudreau ... special thanks
Wendy Crouse ... thanks
Rick Dial ... in loving memory of (as Richard Dial)
Valerie Frazee ... special thanks
Delores Haliburton ... special thanks
Steve Kerr ... special thanks
Tricia Linklater ... thanks
Eagle Pennell ... in remembrance of
Lou Perryman ... in remembrance of
Marc Stephens ... special thanks
Meredith Stephens ... special thanks
Mark Yeh ... special thanks

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Storyline

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Plot Summary

We meet Bernie Tiede (1958- ), a chubby undertaker, who takes pride in his work. He's a Gospel-singing tenor. In a series of interviews with townspeople, mixed with flashbacks, we follow Bernie: he arrives in Carthage, Texas (pop. 7,000), where old ladies adore him; he befriends a wealthy, mean-spirited widow named Marjorie Nugent; they become companions in both daily routines and expensive vacations. Among those interviewed, only her stockbroker and Danny Buck, the local district attorney, are unsympathetic toward the sunny, sometimes saccharine Bernie. Marjorie changes from sour and alone to happy with Bernie; then she gets possessive. What will sweet Bernie do? Written by

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Also Known As
  • Bernie - Leichen pflastern seinen Weg (Germany)
  • 伯尼 (China, Mandarin title)
  • 胖尼殺很大 (Taiwan)
  • Nghi Phạm Bernie (Vietnam)
  • Liyishi zhen-jia sharen shijian (Hong Kong, Mandarin title)
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Runtime
  • 99 min
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Box Office

Budget $5,000,000 (estimated)
Opening Weekend United States $85,805, 29 Apr 2012

Did You Know?

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Trivia Real residents of Carthage, Texas who knew the real Bernie Tiede and Marjorie Nugent appear in the film providing commentary on the events. See more »
Goofs Bernie committed the murder in 1996, yet he answers an iPhone nearly right after the murder. See more »
Movie Connections Featured in Jack Black/New York City's Meatball Shop Guys/Beirut (2012). See more »
Soundtracks Love Lifted Me See more »
Crazy Credits Before the main credits roll, photos of the real-life Bernie and Marjorie together are shown, along with a brief video of Bernie Teide talking with Jack Black. See more »
Quotes Townsperson: [talking about Marjorie Nugent] She would chew your ass out at the drop of a hat. I mean, she'd rip you a brand new, three-bedroom, two-bath, double-wide asshole. No problem.
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