- Stede Bonnet: I'd come to your restaurant.
- Blackbeard: Well, you might not get in. It's gonna be very popular.
- Stede Bonnet: You'd save me a seat, wouldn't you?
- Blackbeard: Maybe... If you weren't being a dick. What night do you wanna come?
- Stede Bonnet: Sunday night.
- Blackbeard: That's a busy night.
- Stede Bonnet: I'll come on the Monday.
- Blackbeard: Okay. I can probably get you in. It's called Blackbeard's Bar and Grill and Other Delicacies... and Delights... and Fishing Equipment.
- Stede Bonnet: Yeah, but who wants to go to dinner, and then you walk past all this fishing gear that you can buy? Maybe a gift shop out the back. Then you can say, Oh, hope you enjoyed your meal. Have you seen the gift shop?
- Blackbeard: What would they say?
- Stede Bonnet: Oh, no thank you, I've just come for a nice meal.
- Blackbeard: That's, aw-- Then now, they're angry.
- Stede Bonnet: No!
- Blackbeard: They're gonna leave a bad review.
- Stede Bonnet: Another guy from the other side of the room might go, Oh, I'm into gifts. I'll go and have a look.
- Blackbeard: Ah yeah, well, that's the guy I'm after. I want him to come. Who's he?
- Stede Bonnet: That's me.
- Blackbeard: Awh!
- Frenchie: Yeah, but Jim's the kind of person where if they stabbed me, I'd be like, "Yeah, probably deserved it."
- Wee John Feeney: Ah, I would love to be stabbed by Jim.
- Lucius: That was very sweet.
- Blackbeard: Don't... or I will stab you in your fuckin' face.
- Lucius: Yeah, absolutely. Of course. 100%.
- Izzy Hands: A little bird has told us that you've got it in for Stede Bonnet. So do we.
- Spanish Jackie: He broke my nose jar, and one of his crew murdered my favorite husband.
- Admiral Chauncey Badminton: I didn't follow any of that.
- Stede Bonnet: Now look, we're gonna have fun today, and that's an order.
- Lucius: You can't really order people to have fun.
- Stede Bonnet: Well, I just did.
- Lucius: Well, I guess the real treasure was our day spent together, am I right?
- Stede Bonnet: Lucius... we spend every day together. Treasure is the real treasure.