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- Vred billist: Are you cruising for pussy or a bruising?
- Thomas: Do we get to pick? I'll have some pussy, then.
- Vred billist: Three horny senior citizens in a Berlingo? Fat chance.
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- Plejehjemsbeboer: The one with the haemorrhoids... I taught him history.
- Plejehjemsbeboer: The one on the right... I fucked him once.
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- Niels: Why the hell don't they use the mail slot like in the old days?