Despicable Me 2 (2013)

Elsie Fisher: Agnes

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Quotes 

• [after Gru lied about his fear of dating] 

  Gru : Good night, Edith.

  [gives her a good night kiss and gently pulls the beanie over Edith's eyes] 

  Gru : Good night, Margo.

  [gives her a goodnight kiss, but returns in suspicion] 

  Gru : Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold the horses. Who are you texting?

  Margo : No one. Just my friend Avery.

  Gru : Avery...

  [confused] 

  Gru : Avery? Is that a girl's name or a boy's name?

  Margo : Does it matter?

  Gru : No. No, it doesn't matter, unless it's a boy!

  Agnes : I know what makes you a boy.

  Gru : [concerned]  Uhh... Oooh... you... do?

  Agnes : Your bald head.

  Gru : [relieved]  Oh... yes.

  Agnes : It's really smooth. Sometimes I stare it, and imagine a little chick popping out.

  [imitating a chick] 

  Agnes : Peep-peep-peep.

  Gru : Good night, Agnes.

  [kisses her forehead] 

  Gru : Never get older.

• Jillian : Gru! It's Jillian!

  Gru : [whispers; to Agnes]  Tell Jillian I'm not here.

  Agnes : Gru's not here!

  Jillian : Are you sure?

  Agnes : Yes, he just told me.

  Jillian : [laughs]  Agnes, where is Gru?

  [Gru zips his lip] 

  Agnes : He's... putting on lipstick!

  [Gru swings his arms wildly, making buzzing sounds] 

  Agnes : He's... swatting on flies!

  [Gru slices his hand beneath his chin] 

  Agnes : He's... chopping his head off!

  [Gru covers his head, groaning loudly] 

  Agnes : He's...

  [confused] 

  Agnes : pooping?

• Agnes : [after rehearing for the Mother's Day play]  I don't think I should do this.

  Gru : Well, what do you mean? Why not?

  Agnes : I don't even have a mom.

  Gru : Well, you don't need one to do the show. I mean, you did the Veteran's Day pageant and you haven't been in combat.

• Margo : Hey, what celebrity do you look like?

  Gru : Uh, Bruce Willis.

  Margo : Mmm, no.

  Agnes : Humpty Dumpty!

  Edith : Ooh, Gollum!

• Gru : I have accepted a new job.

  Margo : Whoa! Really?

  Gru : Yes, I have been recruited by a top secret agency to go undercover and save the world!

  Edith : You're gonna be a spy?

  Gru : *That's* right, baby! Gru's back in the game with gadgets and weapons and cool cars! The whole deal!

  Edith : [amazed]  Awesome!

  Agnes : Are you really gonna save the world?

  Gru : [coolly]  Yes.

  [puts on a pair of sunglasses] 

  Gru : Yes, I am.

  Dave : [copies him]  Mocha!

  Tim : [wearing an old Dutch beard and tie]  Cacao!

  Stuart : [dresses like Pippi Longstocking]  Papadum? Eh,

  [chuckles] 

• Gru : Okay, what are you doing?

  Agnes : We're signing you up for online dating.

  Gru : Oh, okay. What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

  Edith : Aw, come on. It's fun.

  Margo : And it's time for you to get out there.

  Gru : No! Stop! No one is ever getting out there. Ever!

• Agnes : [to Margo]  Are you sure we should be doing this?

  Margo : Yes, it's for his own good.

  [searching through Gru's online pictures] 

  Margo : Okay, we need to choose a picture.

  [clicks on one of Gru's photos] 

  Agnes : No.

  [Margo shows another picture] 

  Agnes : Scary.

  Edith : [as Margo shows another photo]  Weird.

  [the girls scream in horror when Margo shows a picture of Gru in his swimming trunks] 

  Agnes : [with her eyes covered]  What is that?

• Agnes : [Agnes and Edith hastily storm inside Eagle Hair Club, making Gru lose his focus]  Margo has a boyfriend!

  Edith : And they're going on a date!

  Gru : [suddenly hysterical, to Edith]  Date?

  [to Agnes] 

  Gru : Boyfriend?

  [to Floyd] 

  Gru : What?

  [Floyd shrugs shoulders and shakes his head nervously; Gru stares at Agnes and Edith]