Despicable Me 2 (2013)
Elsie Fisher: Agnes
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Quotes
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[after Gru lied about his fear of dating]
Gru : Good night, Edith.
[gives her a good night kiss and gently pulls the beanie over Edith's eyes]
Gru : Good night, Margo.
[gives her a goodnight kiss, but returns in suspicion]
Gru : Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold the horses. Who are you texting?
Margo : No one. Just my friend Avery.
Gru : Avery...
[confused]
Gru : Avery? Is that a girl's name or a boy's name?
Margo : Does it matter?
Gru : No. No, it doesn't matter, unless it's a boy!
Agnes : I know what makes you a boy.
Gru : [concerned] Uhh... Oooh... you... do?
Agnes : Your bald head.
Gru : [relieved] Oh... yes.
Agnes : It's really smooth. Sometimes I stare it, and imagine a little chick popping out.
[imitating a chick]
Agnes : Peep-peep-peep.
Gru : Good night, Agnes.
[kisses her forehead]
Gru : Never get older.
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Jillian : Gru! It's Jillian!
Gru : [whispers; to Agnes] Tell Jillian I'm not here.
Agnes : Gru's not here!
Jillian : Are you sure?
Agnes : Yes, he just told me.
Jillian : [laughs] Agnes, where is Gru?
[Gru zips his lip]
Agnes : He's... putting on lipstick!
[Gru swings his arms wildly, making buzzing sounds]
Agnes : He's... swatting on flies!
[Gru slices his hand beneath his chin]
Agnes : He's... chopping his head off!
[Gru covers his head, groaning loudly]
Agnes : He's...
[confused]
Agnes : pooping?
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Gru : I have accepted a new job.
Margo : Whoa! Really?
Gru : Yes, I have been recruited by a top secret agency to go undercover and save the world!
Edith : You're gonna be a spy?
Gru : *That's* right, baby! Gru's back in the game with gadgets and weapons and cool cars! The whole deal!
Edith : [amazed] Awesome!
Agnes : Are you really gonna save the world?
Gru : [coolly] Yes.
[puts on a pair of sunglasses]
Gru : Yes, I am.
Dave : [copies him] Mocha!
Tim : [wearing an old Dutch beard and tie] Cacao!
Stuart : [dresses like Pippi Longstocking] Papadum? Eh,
[chuckles]
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Agnes : [to Margo] Are you sure we should be doing this?
Margo : Yes, it's for his own good.
[searching through Gru's online pictures]
Margo : Okay, we need to choose a picture.
[clicks on one of Gru's photos]
Agnes : No.
[Margo shows another picture]
Agnes : Scary.
Edith : [as Margo shows another photo] Weird.
[the girls scream in horror when Margo shows a picture of Gru in his swimming trunks]
Agnes : [with her eyes covered] What is that?
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Agnes : [Agnes and Edith hastily storm inside Eagle Hair Club, making Gru lose his focus] Margo has a boyfriend!
Edith : And they're going on a date!
Gru : [suddenly hysterical, to Edith] Date?
[to Agnes]
Gru : Boyfriend?
[to Floyd]
Gru : What?
[Floyd shrugs shoulders and shakes his head nervously; Gru stares at Agnes and Edith]