Despicable Me 2 (2013)

Ken Jeong: Floyd Eagle-san

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Quotes 

• [Gru arrives at Eagle Hair Club] 

  Gru : [contacting Lucy]  Alright, I'm going in.

  Lucy : [informs him at Bake My Day by monitor as he activates a chem-tracking device shaped like a belt; through headphones]  If it picks up any traces of the serum, the center of your belt buckle

  [aloud] 

  Lucy : will make a sound like this: Mee-Mo-Mee-Mo-Mee-Mo!

  Gru : [cuts off Lucy; annoyed]  Okay! I get it! I get it!

  [fumbles with the automatic door, then enters Eagle Hair Club] 

  Floyd Eagle-san : [chuckles]  Welcome to Eagle Hair Club.

  [turns his eagle-like chair, revealing himself holding and stroking a toupee] 

  Floyd Eagle-san : It's about time you showed up... Mr. Gru.

  [the bald eagle perched next to him squawks] 

  Gru : You... know my name?

  Floyd Eagle-san : [chuckles]  When someone moves into the mall who is follically challenged, I make it my business to know all about them. You are bald. And that is bad.

  [strokes the toupee he's holding, kisses it, then puts it on a mannequin head] 

  Floyd Eagle-san : There you go, my sweet.

  [at Bake My Day] 

  Lucy : [monitoring Gru's chem-tracking device]  I'm getting nothing so far. I think you need to look around.

  [at Eagle Hair Club, after listening to Lucy in the headphones; Gru walks away, smiling nervously, and starts looking around the mall, but none of the mannequin heads give a signal] 

  Gru : [starts thrusting his hips once noticing a painting]  Wow, this looks interesting. What is it?

  Floyd Eagle-san : [suspiciously]  I take it you're an art lover?

  Lucy : [in headphones]  No serum.

  Gru : Yeah, not so much.

  [walks over to a podium holding a trophy and starts thrusting his hips at it] 

  Gru : Oh, how about this impressive trinket?

  Floyd Eagle-san : [gasps]  I hardly call it trinket, Mr. Gru.

  Lucy : [in headphones]  Nothing.

  Floyd Eagle-san : The International...

  Gru : Yeah, I don't care.

  [moves over to a shelf filled with wig samples and starts straddling it] 

  Lucy : [in headphones, startling Gru]  Mee-Mo-Mee-Mo-Mee-Mo! Hold on, I'm picking up something. Behind that wall!

  Gru : Ahh... and what do we have here?

  Floyd Eagle-san : [grabs a sample]  These are my trial wigs.

  [hands Gru a bag with a wig in it] 

  Floyd Eagle-san : You should take one.

  Gru : No thanks.

  [sticks his head into the shelf] 

  Gru : So what's on the other side of the wall?

  Floyd Eagle-san : There you are! Look at me! Focus!

  Lucy : [in headphones]  Gru?

  Floyd Eagle-san : I promise, that this wig will transform you from ugly to irresistible.

• Floyd Eagle-san : [handcuffed and carried away]  I was framed! You won't get away with this! Get your mitts off of me! I am a legitimate businessman!