True Blood (TV Series)

I Wish I Was the Moon (2011)

Sam Trammell: Sam Merlotte

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• Andy Bellefleur : I'm gonna go through this dump with tweezers. If I discover even a toilet seat ain't up to code, there's gonna be hell to pay!

  Sam Merlotte : I've had about all I'm gonna take of this shit. All right, these people have lost everything. My retirement plan just went up in smoke. Now, I don't know what's going on with you, but if you don't shut the fuck up and stop fuckin' with me, I'm gonna turn into a Doberman and chew off your god damn face.

  Andy Bellefleur : Then I will call Animal Control. Have you put to sleep.