- The Pilot: I've been to every planet in this solar system, missed my child dying, my wife leaving me and for what? So I can get eaten alive on this over populated, over polluted zombie infested shit hole. I don't think so.
- Sam 'Porno': Gulls? What's that then?
- The Pilot: Gulls... sea gulls.
- Daisy: I've never eaten sea gull before.
- The Pilot: What? No, no, no. Not for eating.
- Sam 'Porno': It tastes like pheasant!
- Daisy: I looked just as her head got caught between the railings. Her jaw bone and half her skull came away from her body. It was just her contorted face on the steps.
- Beth: It wasn't the sound of splintering wood I heard. It was his arms... he'd broken both his arms trying to get into the door.
- Colonel Romero: Lock your doors, shut your windows and keep in doors for the moment and we will get this sorted out.
- The Pilot: I say we grab anything we can to send those flesh eating mother fuckers back to Hell, get to the coast, get on a boat and get the fuck off this fucking island! Who's with me?