Horrible Histories (TV Series)
Episode #2.1 (2010)
Jim Howick: Various
Quotes
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Bobby Leach : So then I decided to go on a tour of the world displaying my Niagara Falls barrel to the paying crowd. I ended up in New Zealand, and that's where I died.
Grim Reaper : Hmm. By swimming... over a waterfall... *blindfolded*?
Bobby Leach : No, no. I slipped on an orange peel, broke my leg and died of gangrene.
Grim Reaper : [laughs] By slipping on an orange peel? You *lemon*!
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Winston Churchill : So General, if we are to defend Britain against a German invasion, then every man in the Home Guard must be armed.
General : But Sir, the regular army need all our guns.
Winston Churchill : All the same, every man in the Home Guard must be armed with some kind of weapon. Even if it be an ancient one, like a pike.
General : Yes Sir. Very good, Sir.
[Leaves and returns with a pike]
General : There we are, Sir. I've had 250,000 pikes made.
Winston Churchill : You've... done what? General, I said a weapon *like* a pike! I didn't literally mean a pike - pike was just an example!
General : Ah.
Winston Churchill : Honestly! If I told you to go and jump off a cliff...
[the General gets up and leaves]
Winston Churchill : ... would you?
[Notices that the General has left]
Winston Churchill : He's gone to jump off a cliff.