Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

The Care Bears Movie (2010)

Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic, The Spirit

Quotes 

• Nostalgia Critic : Taste the Rainbow Mother Fucker!

• Nostalgia Critic : I gotta tell you, my work is not always easy. I mean, granted, this is the greatest job in the world, but when somebody asks you what did you do at your job today and you had to answer "I watched 'Care Bears: The Movie'," I die a little inside. Yeah, I die a little. How can anyone say that with any shred of dignity? How can anyone speak that with any pride? You can't. Roll it.

  [movie begins] 

  Nostalgia Critic : Yes, the Care Bears were pretty big in their day; disgustingly cute, disgustingly nice, and disgustingly marketable. How could any child get not wrapped up in their disgustingness? So when this movie came out, children roared with applause and parents cringed in fear, knowing that they would have to sit through this Technicolor vomit. Is it as bad as it looks? Well, there's only way to find out. Let's take a look at...

  [sighs a heavy sigh] 

  Nostalgia Critic : ..."Care Bears: The Movie".

• Nostalgia Critic : But luckily, Speedy Gone Hoppis comes along to save the day.

  [Clip plays with Swift Heart Rabbit making Speedy Gonzales noises] 

• Nostalgia Critic : [Cringes and shivers at Mr. Cherrywood's expression as he says, "The Care Bears"]  It's the look on his face that says, "I've touched half of these children, and I'm okay with that".