- Cleaver Greene: You know what my first act will be when I run this country?
- Melissa Partridge: Make threesomes compulsory?
- Cleaver Greene: Okay... uhhh... my second act will be to abolish five day weather forecasts and publicly execute those who give them.
- Wendy Greene: She is your teacher! She's supposed to be telling you about Jane Austen! It is age-inappropriate sex.
- Fuzz Greene: It's bloody great sex.
- Wendy Greene: At your age you should be having exploratory sex with a girl your own age. And maybe... some oral. The damage you could be doing to your psyche could be irreparable. Darling, I know. I'm trained!
- Fuzz Greene: Well I'm not ending it.
- Wendy Greene: It is immoral!
- Fuzz Greene: Hello! I thought we didn't buy into this whole God-myth-mortal sin bullshit?
- Wendy Greene: I believe there's a natural order, a natural balance, and if the ribbons are...
- [Fuzz walks off]
- Wendy Greene: FUCK, FUZZ! I WANT YOU TO STOP SEEING THE WRETCHED WOMAN! DO YOU HEAR ME?
- Fuzz Greene: Most of the eastern seaboard can!