Paranormal Calamity (2010) User Reviews

It's very awful

[elwyn5150 · 2/10 · 31 October 2012]

This is the worst movie I've seen in awhile. There is very little positive to say about it and it fails on every level.

The story and characters were awful. I just never got why the protagonist stayed in the relationship even when he tells his ghost lover that the reason he stays is to be with her (the ghost lover).

The only laughs I had were a couple of entendres over the ridiculously named doctor and the protagonist ending up sleeping with his mother-in- law.

It doesn't even work as a soft porn film. Nudity is all too brief. This should have been easy to achieve in - just find actors and actresses willing to strip down.

I strongly suspect that even that Golden Raspberry winning film with Bo Derek/John Derek "Ghosts Can't Do It" would be better to watch.

Alsolute crap! even crap would say this is crap!

[elitespares · 1/10 · 30 October 2012]

After reading the other review by "castlefreak82"I thought this would be great.....After reading "It will not only scare you ,but make you cry while laughing all the way through it." I thought I was on a winner.......NOT.......Lies, all lies......not funny (2 to 3 laughs tops)... Zero scares....zero! Did we even watch the same film??? I would list it's content as soft porn..... Was the previous reviewer paid to blow sunshine up this movies butt? Bad script.......fair to bad acting..... too much soft porn to let my 13 year old daughter watch it. Don't waist your time on this crap..... Wasn't worth the minimum 10 lines a review takes.... In life ya can't replace my time or family....this movie stole my time...

Can I give this a NEGATIVE TEN?????

[camarossdriver · 1/10 · 30 October 2019]

Seriously.....after the "actress" delivers her FIRST LINE of dialogue you KNOW this is going to be TOTAL GARBAGE! Did the filmmakers pick this first chick that walked in for an audition? (I'm probably guessing right that she probably knew one of the filmmakers,and they owed her a favor....so they put her in a "movie.) The bald dude isn't much better. If you want a horror movie....this is NOT what you are looking for. If you want to sit back with some friends and have a GOOD LAUGH then this IS for you! AND....if you want to see it,and have to PAY to see it....save....your....money.

Sad

[solidabs · 1/10 · 23 August 2020]

Seriously??? That's the cutest actress you could find. At least get a leading actress thats hot.

BEST MOVIE (:

[alexushutson · 10/10 · 11 May 2020]

Very funny (: many booby didn't like dat part but overall very many laugh. Plot line immaculate, all characters 10/10 would bang (except the wife i don't like being degrated) Dr. Asskis is my favorite, the poor man aint deserve what happened to him ):

great movie

[castlefreak82 · 10/10 · 26 March 2012]

Great Indy movie OK all of you have mostly likely watched paranormal activity all 3 dumb movies ,but in a way I think smart cause it was dumb and people paid money to see it my saying is if you are stupid they will come.

As far as this movie goes it's awesome!! all the way through great cast from start to finish if you like Indy horror with a little bit of spice to it this is the movie for you. My favorite is the main guy who shows his normal side to freak style. facial reactions are priceless. Anytime a friend says I need a good movie to watch that is funny I always tell them about this movie. It will not only scare you ,but make you cry while laughing all the way through it.