- Nostalgia Critic: Man I am looking forward to hundred and hundreds of pages to see how this turn...
- [peeks at the end]
- Nostalgia Critic: He lives. Thirty dollars wasted. I'm going to Hooters.
- Nostalgia Critic: They actually have a Potter's Butter Beer. Because nothing celebrates the release of a childrens' book like getting plastered off your ass.
- Nostalgia Critic: We're all gathered here to celebrate the release of the new Harry Potter book: Harry Potter and the Dorky Hallows... er, Deathly Hallows.
- Nostalgia Critic: Literally thousands of children, parents and very lonely adults have come out here to see what J.K. Rowling has farted up this time.
- Nostalgia Critic: There's a rumor going around that you are the son of Mary Poppins and Where's Waldo. What do you say to that?