Nostalgia Critic (TV Series)

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Launch (2007)

Doug Walker: Nostalgia Critic

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Quotes 

• Nostalgia Critic : I haven't seen this many wizards and fairies since last year's Gay Pride parade.

• Nostalgia Critic : Man I am looking forward to hundred and hundreds of pages to see how this turn...

  [peeks at the end] 

  Nostalgia Critic : He lives. Thirty dollars wasted. I'm going to Hooters.

• Nostalgia Critic : They actually have a Potter's Butter Beer. Because nothing celebrates the release of a childrens' book like getting plastered off your ass.

• Nostalgia Critic : We're all gathered here to celebrate the release of the new Harry Potter book: Harry Potter and the Dorky Hallows... er, Deathly Hallows.

• Nostalgia Critic : Literally thousands of children, parents and very lonely adults have come out here to see what J.K. Rowling has farted up this time.

• Nostalgia Critic : There's a rumor going around that you are the son of Mary Poppins and Where's Waldo. What do you say to that?

• Nostalgia Critic : I gotta ask you, um, what poor sheep died to give you that beard?