Futurama (TV Series)

All the Presidents' Heads (2011)

Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg, Warren Harding's Head, James Madison's Head, George H.W. Bush's Head, Bartender, Documentary Narrator, Animated Paul Revere, Smitty, John Tyler's Head

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Quotes 

• Philip J. Fry : [about a piece of currency being fake]  Duh! It says Colony of Maffasuchets.

  Bender : [Snorts]  More like Tax-a-ffusechets.

  Benjamin Franklin : That's just how we print the s's, you ftupid fhitheads!

• [first lines] 

  Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : Good news, everyone! Remember when you asked to see my family tree?

  Leela/Bender/Zoidberg/Hermes/Amy/Fry : [all respond simultaneously]  No.

• [last lines] 

  Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : From Chester A. Arthur to Chester Z. Arthur, they're all here. Our republic, and the Farnsworth family name are saved. And no one will ever know.

  [camera pans to collection of historical American flags, including one with Bender that reads "Bite my fhiny metal aff". Bender laughs evilly] 

• Dr. Zoidberg : I'll dial on the Beeb. They always have a nice docky-wocky on.

• Amy Wong : [after Zoidberg licks Lyndon Johnson's head, he, Amy and Farnsworth are sent back in time to a gallery]  I know this place. It's the 1960s. I learned all about it in my drug-taking class.

  Andy Warhol : Hello. I'm Andy Warhol, and you are some kind of fabulous lobster man.

  Dr. Zoidberg : Right on! Tell me, is there any real soup, or just this schlock?

  [Zoidberg, Amy and Farnsworth are sent back to their time] 

  Andy Warhol : What a horrible bore.

• Philip J. Fry : Where are we? Also, when are we?

  Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : Manhattan, 68th and Broadway, Colonial times.

  [Camera pulls back to show them standing on an empty field, as a cow walks down a road] 

  Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth : Rush hour.

• Dr. Zoidberg : [about an Andy Warhol portrait of himself]  Feh! Schlock and more schlock!