Have a Laugh: Blam! (2009– ) User Reviews

For viewers not smart enough to follow a classic Disney cartoon

[csm-22 · 1/10 · 2 September 2010]

Apparently BLAM! was created for people who aren't intelligent enough to enjoy a classic Disney cartoon without a narrator telling them exactly what's going on and what will happen next. After about 15 seconds of BLAM! you will want to strangle the narrator and kill your television. I guess the only good thing about BLAM! is that it's mercifully short.

Other annoying features:

* speeding up and skipping the "slow" parts so you won't change the channel

* zooming in on and explaining things you might have missed because you are apparently illiterate

* explaining what happened a minute earlier because you might have missed the joke

* warning you well in advance of a joke, in case you weren't sure you were watching something funny

no

[Arogath_Oblivion · 1/10 · 21 May 2013]

I want you to consider for a moment that this is currently rated 5.7 as I write this. That means, in terms of how good this could possibly be considered, it is ALMOST 60% of perfection in the eyes of at least a hand full of people. This fact alone makes me wonder, are that many users truly retarded? Certainly, at least that many worthless human beings exist, but what caused them all to gather in one spot? what has happened? are people being hired to rate this? how did they operate a computer? I cannot accept that this holocaust-level atrocity has been rated so moderately. When you watch BLAM you will have one of two reactions. If you own a cup specifically assigned for excess drool, you will be entertained, and clap your fat little nubs together in excitement at the animated narrator and pretty colors. If you are above the age of 5 and possess a competent mind, you will reel in horror, curse the day you were born a human, and find both infinite hilarity and sadness in the fact that this is a real thing that actually exists and will always have existed from this point on. This colossal stain on humanity's record will never be removed. Millions of years from now, considering we live that long and still resemble the humans of today, aliens in spaceports and bars around the galaxy will still be mocking humans, jeering and laughing to each other because one of those "blam tools" just walked in. This is on you, Disney. This is on you, Blam narrator guy. There is such a thing as peace no more, there is only blam.

No

[joelthechocolateguy · 1/10 · 9 December 2018]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!! There Ruining Mickey Mouse

Cool!

[cmbgamer2018TV · 10/10 · 25 June 2020]

Blam! Was part of my childhood! I haven't watched it in years, but I still love it! I wonder why everyone else Hates it....