- Cash Bones Announcer: Cash, cash, cash! Too many bones and not enough cash? Sell your extra bones for cash! Ribs, skulls, spines, even certain little ear bones! The leg bone's connected to the... Cash Bone!
- Kif Kroker: Your place or mine?
- Amy Wong: Both, but first here.
- [They start making out on the floor]
- Kif Kroker: Ooh, my!
- Hedonismbot: Ooh, room for one more?
- Nibbler: Can we at least tell us what's going on down there?
- Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth: We're certainly not building something sinister, if that's what you're implying. Now come on, Bender. Something sinister won't build itself.
- Amy Wong: Professor Katz's last name is Katz. Do you think he has something to do with these cats?
- Nibbler: The conclusion is as inescapable as it is moronic. I say we pay him a visit.
- [Hands Amy a pistol]
- Nibbler: And if he won't talk to us, he'll talk to Smith & Wesson.
- [Picks up large plasma cannon]
- Nibbler: Or perhaps Consolidated Headmelter.
- Amy Wong: I'm finally done with school! How's the job market?
- Professor Fisherprice Shpeekenshpell: [Pointer lands on dog] Ruff!
- Professor Morris Katz: Soon the world will come to a complete stop, and there's nothing you can do to stop it! Stopping of the world, I mean. It's unstoppable.
- Turanga Leela: [Dresses cat in Nibbler's sailor suit] Captain Fuzzytoes reporting for duty... I mean, cutie!
- Nibbler: My best friend died in that uniform.
- Professor Morris Katz: The committee will now vote yea or nay. Nay.
- Dr. Ogden Wernstrom: Nay.
- Ethan 'Bubblegum' Tate: Hell, nay.
- Professor Fisherprice Shpeekenshpell: The horse says "Doctorate denied."
- Amy Wong: [Steps on green puddle] Ew, Kif! Did you yack on the floor?
- Kif Kroker: [the puddle] Yes, I did.
- Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth: Amy, technology isn't intrinsically good or evil. It's how it's used, like the death ray.
- Professor Morris Katz: Allow me to introduce your examining committee in descending order of grumpiness. Professor Ogden Wernstrom...
- Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth: Wernstrom!
- Professor Morris Katz: Downtown professor of applied physics, Ethan "Bubblegum" Tate...
- Ethan 'Bubblegum' Tate: I see by your curriculum vitae that you're a Sagittarius.
- Professor Morris Katz: And Professor Fisherprice Shpeekenshpell...
- Professor Fisherprice Shpeekenshpell: The cow says "Moo!"
- Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth: He proved that fifty years ago, and he's been coasting on it ever since.
- Professor Morris Katz: I am the esteemed Professor Morris Katz, and you are wasting my time. Procede.
- Nibbler: He must be controling them with some sort of hypercuteness. Well, two can play at that game, and one of them is me.
- Amy Wong: So you call my thesis a fat sack of barf and then stole it?
- Professor Morris Katz: Welcome to academia.
- Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth: You've got a bright future, Amy. As sure as the sun sets in the east.