Futurama (TV Series)
Proposition Infinity (2010)
John DiMaggio: Bender, URL, Hermaphrobot, Pre-Op Transformer, Gay Man, Bender's Ringtone
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Quotes
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Turanga Leela : So, Amy, how can I phrase this delicately? Why did Kif dump you like a bag of yesterday's turds?
Amy Wong : He said I have a thing for bad boys. It's so stupid.
Bender : The truth is often stupid.
[blows smoke in Amy's face and sprinkles ashes in her drink]
Amy Wong : Why do you have to be so mean to me?
Bender : Shut up, baby. You love it.
Amy Wong : Don't tell me to shut up! You know what happened to the last guy that told me to shut up?
Bender : What?
[Cut to Amy and Bender in bed]
Amy Wong : That was great.
Bender : Shut up.
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Dr. Zoidberg : [while inspecting Amy's engagement ring from Bender] Such a stone! Is it real?
[Amy carves a circle in Zoidberg's shell]
Dr. Zoidberg : Hooray!
Professor Farnsworth : Hooray denied! Need I remind you that robosexual marriage is illegal?
Turanga Leela : Not in Space Massachusetts.
Bender : You mean Space Tax-achusetts? No chance, judge-pants! We're gonna fight to legalize it right here!
Hermes Conrad : Ya mon! Ya got to legalize it!
Amy Wong : We're talking about robosexual marriage.
Hermes Conrad : We're talking about lots of stuff.
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URL : [after knocking out a prisoner with the Vulcan neck pinch] Momma said Spock you out.
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Professor Farnsworth : A pair of deviant robosexuals? Not under my roof!
Bender : What about on the roof?
Professor Farnsworth : Get your mind out of the gutter!
Bender : What about in the gutter?
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Bender : Ladies and gentlemen of the jury... Oops! Sorry. Force of habit. I support this proposition because I'm in love with a goopy, flesh-and-blood woman, and not surprisingly, she loves me. This is a simple matter of justice, which I'm not normally for. So please, vote yes. After all, our love isn't any different than yours, except it's hotter, 'cause I'm involved.
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Bender : Tell me, have things changed on the outside? Is food finally in pill form? What about pills? Are they in food form?
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[Getting ready to capture a tornado]
Turanga Leela : Is everybody in position?
Amy Wong : What?
Dr. Zoidberg : is someone talking?
Turanga Leela : Okay, good. On three. One...
Hermes Conrad : What did she say?
Turanga Leela : Two...
Bender : Wait! I'm not in position!
Turanga Leela : Three!
Dr. Zoidberg : I'm ready for the countdown!
Turanga Leela : I'm not hearing anyone! Abort mission!
Philip J. Fry : She said go!
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Bender : Amy, I reckon sweet talk don't come natural to me, but of everyone I've ever dated, you are probably in the top ten.