- Philip J. Fry: That was low, Bender, even by your standards.
- Bender: My what, now?
- Philip J. Fry: Since when is the internet about robbing people of their privacy?
- Bender: August 6, 1991.
- Bender: This looks like a good place to ditch some evidence.
- [Opens bin, finds Flexo inside]
- Bender: Flexo! What are you doing in a hazardous waste bin?
- Flexo: Didn't you hear? Us bending units are dangerously outdated. We overheat, we're radioactive, we cause erectile dysfun...
- [Bender closes bin]
- Prof. Hubert Farnsworth: Bender, who were you talking to?
- Bender: No one! Your momma! Shut up! Take your pick.
- Antarian #1: We burn your e-waste down to the usable metals, safely releasing the toxins into our air and drinking water.
- Turanga Leela: Uch! That's the worst thing I've ever seen.
- Antarian #1: Really? Then don't look over there.
- [Points to children playing in a pile of waste]
- Antarian #1: Okay, kids. Let's play Find The Shiny.
- Turanga Leela: That's even more horrific! Is all the work done by children?
- Antarian #1: Not the whipping.
- Hermes Conrad: Play it one more time.
- Prof. Hubert Farnsworth: No. It's humiliating and degrading to Leela. Play it ten more times.
- Philip J. Fry: I thought we were buying our eyePhones online.
- Turanga Leela: We are on line.
- Philip J. Fry: But I thought the Mom store was across town.
- Amy Wong: It is across town.
- Philip J. Fry: But I thought...
- Bender: Stop thinking, Fry!
- Turanga Leela: [about the Pukemi-Poopyu] Eew, that's putrid! What do you feed him?
- Bender: What comes out one end we feed to the other. Also Indian food.
- Philip J. Fry: I feel like a mindless zombie. I wish I knew how long we've been waiting.
- Dr. Ben Beeler: The new eyePhone has an app for that.
- Bender: Does it have an app for kising my shiny metal ass?
- Dr. Ben Beeler: Several.
- Bender: Ooh!
- Turanga Leela: Everyone knows my secret, but no one cares. I have nothing to hide anymore. Oh, Fry, thanks to your selfish rudeness, a terrible weight has been lifted from my heart.
- Susan Boil: That's not the only place you need a terrible weight lifted.
- [Leela sits on Susan]
- Turanga Leela: Susan and I are agreed. For the first time in our lives, we're not ashamed of who we are.
- Susan Boil: I was never ashamed.
- Turanga Leela: What stinks? Were you rolling around in New Jersey?
- Philip J. Fry: I knew I could never make it up to you, so I did the next best thing. I put myself through the same humiliation I put you through.
- [Plays video of him diving into the pool of goat puke; the board breaks and he lands next to the pool, then falls in]
- Turanga Leela: Aw, you didn't have to do that.
- Philip J. Fry: I didn't? Damn!
- Turanga Leela: Don't worry. By tomorrow, no one will remember.
- Philip J. Fry: Can I have another hug?
- Turanga Leela: No.
- Susan Boil: Oh, hold yer nose and give it a go.
- Turanga Leela: So long, overly complicated Japanese toilet.
- Japanese Toilet: Please, not to throw away. I give you a happy poopie time.
- Philip J. Fry: Sorry, you know too much.