Futurama (TV Series)
Ghost in the Machines (2011)
Billy West: Philip J. Fry, Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth, Dr. Zoidberg, Zapp Brannigan
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Quotes
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Philip J. Fry : Heroes don't do drugs. Except Drug Man, I guess.
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Bender : You think robot life is worth less than human life, don't you?
Philip J. Fry : No, no. Well, actually yes.
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[first lines]
Hermes Conrad : Listen up people. As long as nothing happens for the next 15 minutes, our insurance will be reinstated. So, let's just sit quietly and run out the clock.
[sits down]
Hermes Conrad : [brief pause while the group sits quietly]
Amy Wong : [stands, screams in terror, and points] A giant sausage!
[All yell in terror]
Hermes Conrad : [gets up and flails arms] Oh, God, no! Get out of here you horrific sausage!
Turanga Leela : Wait! Isn't today the parade? It's just a giant balloon.
Philip J. Fry : Giant balloon?
[grips chair and screams in terror]
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Professor Farnsworth : I'm sure whatever is happening can be explained by science.
Gypsy : [cut to later at night] Let the seance begin!
Professor Farnsworth : I said *science*!
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Philip J. Fry : The only machine I'll ever miss is... Bender.
Bender : Say what?
Philip J. Fry : Now that he's gone, I realise how valuable a robot life can be... when it belongs to my best friend.
[sobs]
Bender : [touched] That's the closest thing to 'Bender is great' that anyone besides me has ever said.
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Dr. Zoidberg : Hey, look.
[points]
Dr. Zoidberg : A fog is rolling in.
Hermes Conrad : No, that's just the Jamaican pride float.
Amy Wong : Looks like it's speeding up.
Hermes Conrad : Oh, no! It's within munching distance of the Doritos float!
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[last lines]
Philip J. Fry : Hey, wait. Did you haunt me?
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Philip J. Fry : I miss him so much.
[speaking of Bender, who is dead]
Hermes Conrad : There, there, Fry. He may be gone, but he'll always be with us as a trashcan.
[unscrewing Bender's head, placing it on the floor, and using it as a trashcan]
