- Hermes Conrad: I've found a loophole. It says here that we can renew the mortgage for the building by actually paying it. All we need is... eleven million dollars.
- Bender: Aaand boned.
- Turanga Leela: Well, it was a lot of hard work, but it beats posing in skimpy, demeaning outfits.
- Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: Here are your skimpy, demeaning stewardress uniforms.
- Hermes Conrad: Mmm, you're cooking me back fat bacon.
- LaBarbara Conrad: That's not back fat bacon! That's your back fat bakin'!