Glee (TV Series)

Britney/Brittany (2010)

Mark Salling: Noah 'Puck' Puckerman

Quotes 

• Artie Abrams : Britney plus nitrous gave me an amazing idea, and it gave me the nerve to tell Coach Beiste that Finn and I both really want to be on the team.

  Rachel Berry : Wait. You're back on the football team?

  Finn Hudson : Yeah.

  Santana Lopez : Suddenly, you're way hotter to me. Weird.

  Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : Wait. I don't get it. How come everyone's having Britney Spears fantasies?

  Artie Abrams : The nitrous oxide dentists use is a mild hallucinogen. Studies have proven that it induces vivid dreams, often the last thing the patient thinks of. The subconscious moves to the forefront. Since we've all been thinking so much about Britney, it only stands to reason.