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Santana Lopez : Hey Britt-Britt. So listen. How about you and I pop in some Sweet Valley High this evening and get our cuddle on?
Brittany Pierce : Look. I'd really like to get my sweet lady kisses on, but I haven't been feeling very sexy lately.
[whispers]
Brittany Pierce : I think I have a bun in the oven. Please don't tell anyone, okay? Especially Artie.
Santana Lopez : Yea, sure, your secret is safe with...
[cuts self off]
Santana Lopez : Oh my God, Brittany's pregnant.
Tina Cohen-Chang : Oh my God, Brittany's pregnant!
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : It was only a matter of time.
Lauren Zizes : For what?
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : Brittany to get pregnant.
Lauren Zizes : Congratulations!
Artie Abrams : For what?
Lauren Zizes : Oh, you didn't hear? Your girlfriend's preggo! You're gonna be a baby daddy!
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Santana Lopez : Hi.
Brittany Pierce : Hey.
Santana Lopez : Can we talk?
Brittany Pierce : But we never do that.
Santana Lopez : Yeah, I know, but I wanted to thank you for performing that song with me in Glee Club. Because it's made me do a lot of thinking. And what I realized is why I'm such a bitch all the time. I'm a bitch because I'm angry. I'm angry because I have all of these feelings, feelings for you, that I'm afraid of dealing with because I'm afraid of dealing with the consequences. And Brittany, I can't go to an Indigo Girls concert. I just can't.
Brittany Pierce : I understand that.
Santana Lopez : Do you understand what I'm trying to say?
Brittany Pierce : No, not really.
Santana Lopez : I want to be with you, but I'm afraid of the talks and the looks. I mean, you know what happened to Kurt at this school.
Brittany Pierce : But, honey, if anybody were to ever make fun of you, you would either kick their ass or slash them with your vicious, vicious words.
Santana Lopez : Yea, I know, but I'm so afraid of what everyone will say behind my back. Still, I have to accept that I love you. I love *you*, and I don't want to be with Sam, or Finn, or any of those other guys. I just want you. Please say you love me back. Please.
Brittany Pierce : Of course I love you! I do! And I would totally be with you if it wasn't for Artie.
Santana Lopez : [confused] Artie?
Brittany Pierce : I love him, too. I don't want to hurt him, that's not right. I can't break up with him.
Santana Lopez : Yes, you can! He's just a stupid boy!
Brittany Pierce : But it wouldn't be right. Santana, you have to know, if Artie and I were to ever break up, and I'm lucky enough that you're still single, I'm so yours. *Proudly* so.
Santana Lopez : [Crying] Yeah, well, wow. Whoever thought that for being fluid, you could be so stuck.
[Brittany tries to hug her]
Santana Lopez : Get off me!
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Will Schuester : Artie, you okay?
Artie Abrams : My life is over. How am I supposed to support a baby? How could you not tell me about this?
Will Schuester : Wait. Brittany, are you pregnant?
Brittany Pierce : Definitely. I am so sorry, Artie. I didn't want to upset you. I thought I could surprise you when it dropped him off. I'm pretty sure it's a boy.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : Umm. Babies don't get dropped off.
Will Schuester : Wait. Brittany, have you been to a doctor yet? That's the only way to be sure.
Brittany Pierce : I don't need to go to a doctor. I just need to look outside my window. Three days ago, a stork built its nest on top of my garage. I'm not stupid. It's obviously getting ready to bring me my baby. I know where babies come from.
