Glee (TV Series)

A Very Glee Christmas (2010)

Heather Elizabeth Morris: Brittany S. Pierce

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• Shannon Beiste : [pretending to be Santa]  Brittany, do you remember what you asked me for for Christmas?

  Brittany S. Pierce : Yeah, I asked for Artie to be able to walk.

  Shannon Beiste : Is there anything else that you want? I mean, like, anything?

  Brittany S. Pierce : No.

  Shannon Beiste : Well, see, Santa's trying his best, but that one's a little hard.

  Brittany S. Pierce : But you're magic.

  Shannon Beiste : Sometimes what Santa wants to give a good girl like you is patience, because believe it or not, there are even some things that he can't manage. You know, there was a... a girl a little younger than you, and she was a little husky. She was always asking Santy for the same thing: to make her look more like the other girls. She wasn't asking to be pretty or nothing. But she just didn't want to stick out so much. Santa just couldn't do it. So instead, Santa gave her patience. And later on, that girl was... was glad that Santy didn't give her what she had asked him for. She... she put being husky to good use.

  Brittany S. Pierce : Was her name Ricki Lake?

  Shannon Beiste : [sighs]  The point is... I don't think I'm gonna be able to give you what you're asking for, even though I'd like to.

  Brittany S. Pierce : But, Santa...

  Shannon Beiste : I'm sorry, pumpkin. It... it's... it's just not gonna happen.

  Brittany S. Pierce : [she stands to leave]  Aren't you going to go up the chimney?

  Shannon Beiste : On dry runs, Santy uses the Isuzu.

• Rachel Berry : Now that you're divorced and Ms. Pillsbury married another guy, I guess you'll be spending Christmas Eve alone.

  Will Schuester : Yes, Rachel, I am.

  Rachel Berry : Well, I know how painful being alone can feel, so if you want, you can come over to my house. We're going to eat Chinese and watch "The Main Event".

  Will Schuester : Thanks, Rachel. I think I'm gonna pass. Nothing wrong with being alone.

  Tina Cohen-Chang : [entering the choir room, everyone stops in their tracks]  Artie.

  Artie Abrams : [standing up, wearing a mechanical contraption]  It's called a ReWalk. Some guy in Israel invented it. I can't use it all the time, but... check me out.

  Quinn Fabray : [he presses a control buttton, then takes a few steps forward]  Where did you get it?

  Brittany S. Pierce : We went home and it was sitting under my Christmas tree.

  Sam Evans : How the hell did you afford that thing?

  Brittany S. Pierce : I didn't buy it. I didn't know what it was. I thought it was Transformer.

  Artie Abrams : I assumed her dad got it for me, but he has no idea where it came from. He went to take a long poop, and when he came back, it was there.

  Rachel Berry : So if no one we know bought it for you, then...

  Brittany S. Pierce : Santa brought it.

• Artie Abrams : What's going on?

  Brittany S. Pierce : I think I've lost the Christmas spirit. It's Santa. I don't know if I can tell you. I used to think Santa could do anything. If Santa isn't magical, I don't even know if I want to believe anymore. It isn't fair that you can't walk, Artie. I feel so terrible.

  Artie Abrams : Hey, look at me. I'm fine.

• Brittany S. Pierce : Last year, I left my stocking up over Christmas vacation, and an entire family of mice started living in it. Their Christmas gift to each other was rabies.

  Artie Abrams : I told my parents that I only want one thing for Christmas this year: stop friend requesting me on Facebook.

• Brittany S. Pierce : Remember even the smallest of envelopes is heavy for an elf.