Glee (TV Series)

A Very Glee Christmas (2010)

Jenna Ushkowitz: Tina Cohen-Chang

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• Rachel Berry : Now that you're divorced and Ms. Pillsbury married another guy, I guess you'll be spending Christmas Eve alone.

  Will Schuester : Yes, Rachel, I am.

  Rachel Berry : Well, I know how painful being alone can feel, so if you want, you can come over to my house. We're going to eat Chinese and watch "The Main Event".

  Will Schuester : Thanks, Rachel. I think I'm gonna pass. Nothing wrong with being alone.

  Tina Cohen-Chang : [entering the choir room, everyone stops in their tracks]  Artie.

  Artie Abrams : [standing up, wearing a mechanical contraption]  It's called a ReWalk. Some guy in Israel invented it. I can't use it all the time, but... check me out.

  Quinn Fabray : [he presses a control buttton, then takes a few steps forward]  Where did you get it?

  Brittany S. Pierce : We went home and it was sitting under my Christmas tree.

  Sam Evans : How the hell did you afford that thing?

  Brittany S. Pierce : I didn't buy it. I didn't know what it was. I thought it was Transformer.

  Artie Abrams : I assumed her dad got it for me, but he has no idea where it came from. He went to take a long poop, and when he came back, it was there.

  Rachel Berry : So if no one we know bought it for you, then...

  Brittany S. Pierce : Santa brought it.

• Quinn Fabray : I'm gonna look terrible.

  Tina Cohen-Chang : Shut up. With your bone structure, you could rock the "Rosemary's Baby" look and still look good. I'm gonna look like Jackie Chan.

  Rachel Berry : If Barbara can pull off a bob, so can I.

  Santana Lopez : Enough yapping. Let's do this.

  Will Schuester : [entering]  Whoa! Whoa! What are you guys doing?

  Mercedes Jones : We're going all "Gift of the Magi" to raise money to buy homeless kids those school supplies.

  Sam Evans : The guys are gonna sell their watches and the girls are gonna sell off their hair.

  Will Schuester : You can't do that.

  Santana Lopez : Oh, no, it's cool. Most of this isn't mine, anyways.

  Will Schuester : No, I mean that's not the answer. There are other ways to raise money at Christmastime.

• Quinn Fabray : I'm not sitting on that guy's lap. Santas' laps are always really warm, and it's creepy.

  Artie Abrams : We all have to sit on Santa's lap. If Brittany sees that we all still believe, it will make her strong enough to withstand all the Santa naysayers in the world.

  Sam Evans : Which is everyone over the age of six.

  Tina Cohen-Chang : I'm pretty sure this isn't gonna work. That guy doesn't even look like Santa.

  Artie Abrams : Trust me, all Brittany's gonna see is the suit. She wants to believe in him.