Glee (TV Series)

A Very Glee Christmas (2010)

Kevin McHale: Artie Abrams

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• Rachel Berry : Now that you're divorced and Ms. Pillsbury married another guy, I guess you'll be spending Christmas Eve alone.

  Will Schuester : Yes, Rachel, I am.

  Rachel Berry : Well, I know how painful being alone can feel, so if you want, you can come over to my house. We're going to eat Chinese and watch "The Main Event".

  Will Schuester : Thanks, Rachel. I think I'm gonna pass. Nothing wrong with being alone.

  Tina Cohen-Chang : [entering the choir room, everyone stops in their tracks]  Artie.

  Artie Abrams : [standing up, wearing a mechanical contraption]  It's called a ReWalk. Some guy in Israel invented it. I can't use it all the time, but... check me out.

  Quinn Fabray : [he presses a control buttton, then takes a few steps forward]  Where did you get it?

  Brittany S. Pierce : We went home and it was sitting under my Christmas tree.

  Sam Evans : How the hell did you afford that thing?

  Brittany S. Pierce : I didn't buy it. I didn't know what it was. I thought it was Transformer.

  Artie Abrams : I assumed her dad got it for me, but he has no idea where it came from. He went to take a long poop, and when he came back, it was there.

  Rachel Berry : So if no one we know bought it for you, then...

  Brittany S. Pierce : Santa brought it.

• Artie Abrams : What's going on?

  Brittany S. Pierce : I think I've lost the Christmas spirit. It's Santa. I don't know if I can tell you. I used to think Santa could do anything. If Santa isn't magical, I don't even know if I want to believe anymore. It isn't fair that you can't walk, Artie. I feel so terrible.

  Artie Abrams : Hey, look at me. I'm fine.

• Brittany S. Pierce : Last year, I left my stocking up over Christmas vacation, and an entire family of mice started living in it. Their Christmas gift to each other was rabies.

  Artie Abrams : I told my parents that I only want one thing for Christmas this year: stop friend requesting me on Facebook.

• Quinn Fabray : I'm not sitting on that guy's lap. Santas' laps are always really warm, and it's creepy.

  Artie Abrams : We all have to sit on Santa's lap. If Brittany sees that we all still believe, it will make her strong enough to withstand all the Santa naysayers in the world.

  Sam Evans : Which is everyone over the age of six.

  Tina Cohen-Chang : I'm pretty sure this isn't gonna work. That guy doesn't even look like Santa.

  Artie Abrams : Trust me, all Brittany's gonna see is the suit. She wants to believe in him.