Glee (TV Series)

A Very Glee Christmas (2010)

Naya Rivera: Santana Lopez

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• Quinn Fabray : I'm gonna look terrible.

  Tina Cohen-Chang : Shut up. With your bone structure, you could rock the "Rosemary's Baby" look and still look good. I'm gonna look like Jackie Chan.

  Rachel Berry : If Barbara can pull off a bob, so can I.

  Santana Lopez : Enough yapping. Let's do this.

  Will Schuester : [entering]  Whoa! Whoa! What are you guys doing?

  Mercedes Jones : We're going all "Gift of the Magi" to raise money to buy homeless kids those school supplies.

  Sam Evans : The guys are gonna sell their watches and the girls are gonna sell off their hair.

  Will Schuester : You can't do that.

  Santana Lopez : Oh, no, it's cool. Most of this isn't mine, anyways.

  Will Schuester : No, I mean that's not the answer. There are other ways to raise money at Christmastime.

• Will Schuester : Hey, guys. What's this?

  Finn Hudson : Oh, we're trying to get into the Christmas spirit, Mr. Schue. Christmas is totally my favorite holiday. And check out this awesome tree! I found it on the side of the road. It must have fell off some guy's car.

  Will Schuester : And the ornaments?

  Santana Lopez : The guy who lives next door finally killed off his elderly mother. And when they carted him off, they left the house, like, wide open, so... I think she was a holiday hoarder.

  Will Schuester : Uh... a-and the presents?

  Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : I lifted them from a display at the mall. But don't worry. They're empty.

  Will Schuester : Guys, look, I appreciate the effort, but this isn't what Christmas is supposed to be like.

  Mercedes Jones : For us, is is. This tree is like a mascot for Glee Club. We won sectionals two years in a row, and according to everyone at this school, we still suck.

• Will Schuester : Guys, no more fighting. Have any of you ever actually read "Gift of the Magi"?

  [silence] 

  Will Schuester : None of you?

  Quinn Fabray : You don't have to read "Gift of the Magi". Everybody knows what it's about.

  Will Schuester : Well, if you actually read it, you'd know what it's about.

  Santana Lopez : Yeah, I know what it's about. Life freaking sucks.

  Will Schuester : Actually, you're right. The first Christmas you remember having is the greatest day of your life. Your family's all together, there are loads of presents, cookies. The magic is alive and well. But before you know it, you grow up. Work and school and girlfriends take over and Christmas becomes more of an obligation, a reminder of what's lost instead of what's possible. And all of the trees and presents and even the mistletoe can't change that. And then when you get to my age... you're so desperate to get that magic back, you'd do anything to be able to feel how you did that first Christmas.

  Finn Hudson : So what should we do?

  Will Schuester : Put your scissors down, put your watches back on. We're gonna go out and find some people who really need some Christmas spirit, and we are gonna sing for them.