Glee (TV Series)

A Very Glee Christmas (2010)

Lea Michele: Rachel Berry

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• Will Schuester : The tree really does look great.

  Sue Sylvester : Well, Santa had some helpers.

  [she blows her whistle, and the Glee kids all enter] 

  Rachel Berry : No one should be alone on Christmas Eve, Mr. Schuester.

• Rachel Berry : Now that you're divorced and Ms. Pillsbury married another guy, I guess you'll be spending Christmas Eve alone.

  Will Schuester : Yes, Rachel, I am.

  Rachel Berry : Well, I know how painful being alone can feel, so if you want, you can come over to my house. We're going to eat Chinese and watch "The Main Event".

  Will Schuester : Thanks, Rachel. I think I'm gonna pass. Nothing wrong with being alone.

  Tina Cohen-Chang : [entering the choir room, everyone stops in their tracks]  Artie.

  Artie Abrams : [standing up, wearing a mechanical contraption]  It's called a ReWalk. Some guy in Israel invented it. I can't use it all the time, but... check me out.

  Quinn Fabray : [he presses a control buttton, then takes a few steps forward]  Where did you get it?

  Brittany S. Pierce : We went home and it was sitting under my Christmas tree.

  Sam Evans : How the hell did you afford that thing?

  Brittany S. Pierce : I didn't buy it. I didn't know what it was. I thought it was Transformer.

  Artie Abrams : I assumed her dad got it for me, but he has no idea where it came from. He went to take a long poop, and when he came back, it was there.

  Rachel Berry : So if no one we know bought it for you, then...

  Brittany S. Pierce : Santa brought it.

• Quinn Fabray : I'm gonna look terrible.

  Tina Cohen-Chang : Shut up. With your bone structure, you could rock the "Rosemary's Baby" look and still look good. I'm gonna look like Jackie Chan.

  Rachel Berry : If Barbara can pull off a bob, so can I.

  Santana Lopez : Enough yapping. Let's do this.

  Will Schuester : [entering]  Whoa! Whoa! What are you guys doing?

  Mercedes Jones : We're going all "Gift of the Magi" to raise money to buy homeless kids those school supplies.

  Sam Evans : The guys are gonna sell their watches and the girls are gonna sell off their hair.

  Will Schuester : You can't do that.

  Santana Lopez : Oh, no, it's cool. Most of this isn't mine, anyways.

  Will Schuester : No, I mean that's not the answer. There are other ways to raise money at Christmastime.

• Rachel Berry : [Christmas tree shopping with Finn]  Last year, for Christmas, I asked Santa to give me you.

  [she leans up to kiss him, but he stops and pushes her away] 

  Finn Hudson : It's not last year anymore.

  Rachel Berry : It's Christmas, Finn. It's time for you to forgive me.

  Finn Hudson : No, I... I can't. Okay? This is wrong. I shouldn't... I should have brought you here. You messed me up, Rachel. Can't you see how screwed up I am about this? I've had two girlfriends, and both of them have cheated on me. Maybe you can ask Santa again for me next year. I'm officially breaking up with you.

• Rachel Berry : [in the school auditorium with her backing band]  Now, remember, it has to be lush and romantic.

  Finn Hudson : [entering]  Why?

  Rachel Berry : Because I'm very specific when I give a gift. You don't know how many kittens I've given away because they haven't been just right.

• Rachel Berry : So, do you like my winter wonderland?

  Finn Hudson : Well, I don't really like artificial Christmas trees. I like real ones. They smell amazing; that's kind of the whole point.

• Finn Hudson : I know what you're trying to do, and it's not gonna work.

  Rachel Berry : Look, not letting me apologize isn't fair.

  Finn Hudson : I've let you apologize plenty, and I know that Christmas is supposed to be about forgiveness, but... I'm not ready to forgive you, so please stop trying to make me.

• Rachel Berry : ...the show must go on. Besides, the AV club worked so hard on the snow.