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Quotes
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Finn Hudson : So, Sam, tell us about yourself.
Sam Evans : My name's Sam Evans. I like comic books, sports. I'm dyslexic, so my grades aren't that good, but... I'm working on it.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : Dude, your mouth is huge. How many tennis balls can you fit in there?
Sam Evans : I don't... know. I've never had any balls in my mouth. Have you?
Finn Hudson : [quietly to Artie] I like this kid.
Artie Abrams : I like his confidence, but the Bieber cut's gotta go.
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Finn Hudson : Dude, I'm sympathetic for you. I just don't see you on the football team.
Artie Abrams : Imagine you were pushing me in this big hunk of metal down the field at full speed. The centrifugal force would be too much to stop. I'd be like a medieval battering ram.
Finn Hudson : Dude, you'd be like a human cannonball. That would be awesome!
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Finn Hudson : Hey, Coach, uh, this is Artie. He'd like to try out for the team.
Shannon Beiste : You screwing with me?
Finn Hudson : No. No. Absolutely not. Uh, see, we figured that if I push him down the field fast enough, the centrifugal...
Artie Abrams : [correcting his pronounciation] Centrifugal force.
Finn Hudson : Centrifugal force.
Shannon Beiste : You're out.
Finn Hudson : Wait. What?
Shannon Beiste : You're off the team, cut, out! You come in here pushing a kid in a wheelchair, making me look like some kind of monster because I have to tell him he can't play?
Finn Hudson : No. No, that's not what was going on here. Artie?
Artie Abrams : I really want to play.
[sheepishly]
Artie Abrams : I want my girlfriend back, and I want abs.
Finn Hudson : Yeah, he's like a human battering ram, like... like... Braveheart.
Shannon Beiste : You know what? I don't like being screwed with! Do you understand me?
Finn Hudson : Dude, you're totally overreacting.
Shannon Beiste : [insulted] Dude? Get the hell out of my locker room!
