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Jacob Ben Israel : Rachel! How do you respond to rumors that you are incredibly difficult to work with?
Finn Hudson : Well, as her boyfriend, I can answer that.
Rachel Berry : We've been dating all summer.
Finn Hudson : Rachel's what you would call a 'controllist'.
Rachel Berry : I-I'm controlling, 'controllist' isn't a word.
Finn Hudson : Oh.
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Rachel Berry : I'll never break up with you.
Finn Hudson : Me neither.
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Sunshine Corazon : Hi, I'm Sunshine Corazon, and I'll be singing "Listen" from the movie "Dreamgirls".
Rachel Berry : [quietly] Broadway show first.
Noah 'Puck' Puckerman : [the club shushes her] Shut up.
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Rachel Berry : Well, I hate to break it to you, but it doesn't look like anyone gonna be joining us, so I think we should just call it a day.
Will Schuester : We said 3:00 to 5:00. It's only 4:58.
Finn Hudson : Just wait. My buddy Sam's gonna try out. He totally idolizes me.
Kurt Hummel : [as they all start to leave] Oh, face it, Finn. You're no longer the quarterback. You're not the Pied Piper anymore. No one's gonna follow you around thinking everything you do is cool.
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Rachel Berry : What did they say?
Finn Hudson : Well, I talked 'em out of giving you a Code Red. They were pissed, and they had the right to be. What you did was bad, Rachel. We could have used Sunshine to beat Vocal Adrenaline, and now they're just that much stronger.
Rachel Berry : Just do it already.
Finn Hudson : What?
Rachel Berry : Break up with me. Okay, we both knew it was just a matter of time.
Finn Hudson : I think you're forgetting I'm not the quarterback anymore. I'm just another Glee loser now. Fact is, you should be breaking up with me.
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Will Schuester : Tell me this isn't true, Rachel.
Tina Cohen-Chang : She could have died.
Rachel Berry : I didn't send her to an *active* crack house. Besides, how did you guys find out anyways?
Mike Chang : The Asian community is very tight.
Will Schuester : I just don't get it. You're better than this.
Tina Cohen-Chang : No, she's an ambitious little freak who will do anything to hold onto her power.
Rachel Berry : I just... I... I love you guys so much. I was wrong before. I don't want any new members. I didn't want anyone coming in and... and messing up our group dynamic. Tina, Mike, I mean, what if Sunshine can dance? Then your contributions to Glee will be even more insignificant than they already are now. I did this for you guys.
Will Schuester : Whatever your motivations, you need to make this right, Rachel.
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Rachel Berry : Ladies, we have a problem. There's a new student at this school named Sunshine who is a Filipino and is shorter than me. Which I didn't think was possible and is very unnerving.
Mercedes Jones : Okay, so I'm gonna go now.
Rachel Berry : Wait! And... she has a remarkable voice. I'm just... I'm very worried. You know, not... not for myself, but for my lesser Glee Clubbers who don't get as many solos. So I've paid a hundred dollars to Azimio and Karofsky to brutally slushie us in front of Sunshine's locker, terrifying her and ensuring she doesn't sign up.
[seeing their expressions]
Rachel Berry : Okay, so this is the part where you're supposed to be hugging me and thanking me.
Mercedes Jones : That's awful. You're awful.
Rachel Berry : But solos! I mean... I...
Kurt Hummel : Look, Rachel, Mercedes and I are about as self-involved as they come, but more than anything, we want to beat Vocal Adrenaline. And if there's someone at the school that can help us do that, they're in.
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Will Schuester : Okay, I'm really happy that you guys have all bonded. The problem is that all of this negative stuff is keeping other students from auditioning.
Tina Cohen-Chang : Good. Why do we need new members?
Will Schuester : Well, since Matt transfered, we only have eleven members, and if we want to go to nationals, if we want to beat Vocal Adrenaline, we have to go from a small rebel force to a giant wall of sound.
Rachel Berry : Yeah, Mr. Schuester's right, you guys. You didn't see Vocal Adrenaline at regionals. They were epic. We're gonna need more voices in order to beat them.
Finn Hudson : Yeah. I'm with Rachel on this one.
Brittany S. Pierce : Gross.
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Rachel Berry : Performing is my life. And yes, do I have opinions about it? Does my need to constantly express those opinions annoy my fellow Glee Clubbers?
Finn Hudson : Yes.
[realizing what he said]
Finn Hudson : That was out loud, wasn't it?
