Supernatural (TV Series)

And Then There Were None (2011)

Steven Williams: Rufus Turner

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Quotes 

• Rufus Turner : I want you and you to watch... Okay, I want you and you to watch him and him and... Alright, if anything crawls outta anybody, somebody step on it!

• Dean Winchester : [Big smile]  Well, look what the cat dragged in.

  [He and Sam are seeing Rufus for the first time in a long time] 

  Sam Winchester : It really is good to see you, Rufus.

  Rufus Turner : [shaking hands with Sam and Dean]  I can believe it. It must get old dealing with this miserable cuss here all by yourselves.

  Sam Winchester : Ha! Is it that obvious?

  Bobby Singer : Why don't you three get a room?

• Rufus Turner : [referring to Samuel]  I take it you know each other.

  Dean Winchester : [grimly]  He's our grandfather.

  Rufus Turner : Ow. Somebody needs a hug.

• Rufus Turner : So, we partnering on this, or not?

  [Bobby gives him a shocked look] 

  Rufus Turner : C'mon, man, it's not rocket surgery. We're here. Let's do this. Just like ol' times.

  Bobby Singer : As long as I get to drive.

  Rufus Turner : [laughing]  Hell, no.

• Samuel Campbell : What if that thing's still in ya, and we can't trust a word you're sayin'?

  Dean Winchester : [points his gun at Samuel]  It's not!

  Bobby Singer : Check your ear.

  Dean Winchester : [Looks at Bobby and lowers his gun]  What do you mean, check my ear? Check my ear for what?

  [while he's distracted, Rufus pokes his finger into Dean's ear] 

  Dean Winchester : Hey! Wha-

  [Pulls away, then checks his own ear, muttering] 

  Dean Winchester : Why don't you buy me a drink first?

  Rufus Turner : Second date.

• Rufus Turner : [Looking at Sam, Dean and Bobby after coming to]  This can't be my afterlife cuz the three of you are here.

• Bobby Singer : Listen, Rufus, I been thinking.

  Rufus Turner : Yeah, will wonders never cease!

  Bobby Singer : Shut up a minute. I'm tryin' to say somethin'. It was my fault.

  [Rufus goes really still] 

  Bobby Singer : Omaha.

  Rufus Turner : [Trying to shrug it off]  Nah. No, it wasn't.

  Bobby Singer : No, I shoulda listened to you.

  Rufus Turner : [laughing it off]  Oh, hey, that's categorical, Bobby.

  Bobby Singer : I- Lemme... just get this out.

  Rufus Turner : [Smiling, but with a hard warning in his eyes]  Bobby, we've had this conversation already, okay?

  Bobby Singer : No, we haven't. I never said I'm sorry, Rufus. I- You lost her because of me, and I...

  Rufus Turner : [Smiling at first]  Bobby, I said we've had this conversation already.

  [His smiles drops completely and his tone grows hard] 

  Rufus Turner : And you can blab all day... And it wouldn't change a thing, Bobby.

  [pause] 

  Rufus Turner : I will never... forgive you... for what happened. You got that? *Never*. So, change the subject. Bob.

• Rufus Turner : I got a damn pacemaker.

  Dean Winchester : Well, you better hope it's a good one.

  Bobby Singer : Since when do you got a pacemaker?

  Rufus Turner : Since Bush Jr., term one. I'm down three toes, too, F.Y.I.