The Simpsons (TV Series)
Chief of Hearts (2010)
Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Bank Security Guard #2, Krusty, Mr. Teeny, Rabbit
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Quotes
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Judge Constance Harm : Homer Simpson, for causing a panic in a bank, I hereby sentence you to 100 hours of community service.
Homer Simpson : Community service? But... that's work! What about jail?
Judge Constance Harm : [Pounds gavel] Community service!
Homer Simpson : No! Please send me to jail! Free meals! Teardrop tattoos! Library books that come to you! I'll serve anything but the community!
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Chief Wiggum : Whatcha got there, Simpson?
Homer Simpson : Just my lunch. Roast beef parm, meatball parm, eggplant parm, moo goo gai parm, my wife can parm anything.
Chief Wiggum : My wife only parms for me on my birthday, and that's only if I give her the sad puppy face look.
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Chief Wiggum : I'm just glad we got to be friends again. You know, before we got whacked.
Homer Simpson : We're not getting whacked, because you're Chief Wiggum.
Chief Wiggum : You really have that much faith in me?
Homer Simpson : Faith is for things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real.
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Chief Wiggum : Do you ever stop breathing in your sleep?
Homer Simpson : Sometimes. They say it's because I'm overweight.
Chief Wiggum : What, you? No way! Now me, I'm overweight. My underwear has to be made specially at a factory in the Ukraine. They call me Daddy Round-Round. They send me a postcard every year.
[Shows postcard of villagers standing inside underwear]
Homer Simpson : That is some big underwear.
Chief Wiggum : I paid for their water distilation plant.