The Addams Family (2019)

Nick Kroll: Uncle Fester

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Quotes 

• Morticia Addams : If I'd known you were coming I could've made up the dungeon.

  Uncle Fester : Don't worry about me, I can just sleep in the attic and you'll never even know I'm here.

  [laughs slyly] 

  Uncle Fester : I've practiced that move in a lot of houses.

• Uncle Fester : I think I can see my house from here! No wait, that's a woman's prison.

• Wednesday Addams : Uncle Fester can come and go as he pleases.

  Uncle Fester : Well not exactly, there *are* restrictions. I'm not allowed to go into a mall, the zoo, a building...

  Morticia Addams : Wednesday, when you're all grown up you can travel all you want, but for now it's safer here.

  Wednesday Addams : [sighs]  Come, Socrates.

  [leaves the table] 

  Uncle Fester : [still talking]  South America, China, Europe, Asia... I AM allowed in Antarctica.

• Wednesday Addams : I think that woman is deranged. Her face reminds me of a death mask.

  Uncle Fester : Deranged? Death mask? If you say she has halitosis, it's a love match!

• Uncle Fester : [after having watched a sickening song and dance routine in a public park]  Excuse me, I just tooted.

• Gomez Addams : Blow F6, Pugsley. Fire in the hole!

  Pugsley Addams : Yes!

  Uncle Fester : [inside a bathtub]  You sunk my battleship.

  Gomez Addams : Well done, Pugsley!

• Uncle Fester : [to Margaux]  Let me put it this way: you've got a lot of homes you need to get rid of, and I've got a lot of family I want to get rid of.

• Uncle Fester : [to Margaux]  Who'd ever think a man like me, a total zero, would wind up with you, also a zero?

• Uncle Fester : [joyfully, regarding Margaux]  and she has breath like a newborn baby's diaper!