Gossip Girl (TV Series)
Ex-Husbands and Wives (2010)
Taylor Momsen: Jenny Humphrey
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Quotes
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Chuck Bass : [on the phone with Jenny] And why are you whispering? If it's a seduction technique, don't bother.
Jenny Humphrey : Ew. You wish.
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Jenny Humphrey : [on phone] Okay, so what's next?
Chuck Bass : The mission... requires an expert. Someone... highly trained in the art of... extorting information.
Jenny Humphrey : You're not seriously gonna use this to try to get back with Blair?
Chuck Bass : My... priority is the truth. She's the one who can expose it.
Jenny Humphrey : And you'll take advantage of that to make sure she doesn't move on. All right, I get it.
Chuck Bass : Let's just hope she's willing to make herself available. Meet me at the Waldorf's.
Jenny Humphrey : Wait, I'm...
[he ends the call]
Jenny Humphrey : grounded.
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Serena van der Woodsen : What are you doing here?
[coldly:]
Serena van der Woodsen : No pills to steal in Brooklyn?
Jenny Humphrey : I actually came by to get a dress.
[hides the envelope]
Jenny Humphrey : If you haven't destroyed them all already.
Serena van der Woodsen : I have no interest in your wannabe Watanabe. And I'm sure you saw your stuff by the front. And last time I checked, dresses weren't in the kitchen near my Mom's medicine.
Jenny Humphrey : Do you even know what your Dad's prescribing her?
Serena van der Woodsen : Probably something with high street value or you wouldn't be interested.
Jenny Humphrey : If you could just stop hating me for one second you'd actually see I was trying to help you.
Serena van der Woodsen : Yeah, I know you and your Dad has done wonderful things for the van der Woodsens.
Jenny Humphrey : Like it's been such a banner year for the Humphreys? I would give it *all* back, the clothes, the parties, the limo rides, just for one day that felt normal.
Serena van der Woodsen : Then why are you still here?
Jenny Humphrey : [shakes her head] You're right. Nothing would make me happier than to go back to Brooklyn forever.