- Robin: [clears his throat] Mrs. Cooper, Alison. Given the season, which is ridiculous anyway, we got tree in the front room, and the guy with the beard come down the chimney...
- Mary: [clears her throat] We have decided to gift the land, and house thereon, to you and the man one, on a long-term loan, for a period of
- [Robin shakes his head and shrugs]
- Mary: as long as you likes.
- Alison Cooper: So you're going to give a house that you don't have to the people who already own it?
- Mary: Exactly.
- Alison Cooper: Okay, yeah, deal.
- [shakes hands with each and they gag]
- Alison Cooper: Pleasure doing business with you.
- Mary: Well, we showed her.
- Robin: Oh, yeah.
- Robin: [clears his throat] Mrs. Cooper.
- Mary: Al'son. There be a field yonder that doth lie fallow.
- Robin: But is nice. Is very nice.
- Alison Cooper: Guys, please.
- Mary: We is proposing that you and the him one go live on it, and we has the house.
- Alison Cooper: Fine.
- Mary: What?
- Alison Cooper: Okay, right then. We have building stuff in order of urgency, or the walls will fall down. Then we have utilities, cos I assume you want your lights on, do you, Robin? The TV license, cos you'd be lost without "Loose Women," Mary. And the gas bill. So...
- Pat Butcher: Question 89. We all love the Beatles, but which one is Robin's favorite? Is it, A, Stag, B, Dung...
- Captain: Katherine, I assure you that Father Christmas is not rea-aalllly in the habit of appearing before Christmas Eve. I mean... I think what you saw was one of his elves on a reconnaissance mission to, to, to recce the terrain before the primary operation.
- Kitty: I think you might be letting your imagination run away with you.
- Robin: [clears his throat] Mrs. Cooper. I've been talk at my lawyer about how long house been on my land and she tell me I's gots rights.
- Mary: He's gots rights, Alison.
- Robin: Me cut to chase. We do munch the numbers and by my calculators, you owe me back rent of...
- Mary: It's quizillion pounds and five shillings.
- Alison Cooper: Well, you've just made that number up, and you can't spend money, so...
- Mary: [indistinct conversation] Right. We'll get back to you then.
- Robin: Yeah.
- Julian Fawcett MP: You know, we had a similar problem with some "right to roam" types at the Bramptons. I mean, 700 years is a good innings for a public footpath. High time it became something else. Like my swimming pewl!