- Dean Winchester: How you doin'?
- Kali: No.
- Dean Winchester: But...
- Kali: No.
- Dean Winchester: Oh, lady, I'm just, you know...
- Kali: I understand. And, no.
- Odin: Your beliefs are so much more realistic? The whole world's getting carried around on the back of a giant turtle?
- Zao Shen: [in Chinese] Don't mock my world turtle!
- Odin: What are you gonna do about it?
- Zao Shen: [in Chinese] I'm going to send you packing to Valhalla
- Odin: You watch your mouth when you talk to me. boy.
- Zao Shen: [in Chinese] "Boy"? I'm older than you.
- Odin: No one's ever proved that.
- Odin: Everybody knows when the world comes to an end, the great serpent Jörmungandr rises up. And I myself will be eaten by a big wolf.
- Dean Winchester: [Looking at a boiling pot of red liquid] Please be tomato soup. Please be tomato soup.
- [Scoops out two eyeballs; both Dean and Sam make disgusted noises]
- Dean Winchester: Motel hell.
- Dean Winchester: You do what we say... or we tell the Legion of Doom about your secret identity. They don't seem like a pro-angel crowd.
- Gabriel: I'll take your voices away.
- Dean Winchester: We'll write it down.
- Gabriel: I'll cut off your hands.
- Dean Winchester: Then people are gonna be asking, "Why are you guys running around with no hands?"
- Gabriel: I've skipped ahead, seen how this story ends.
- Kali: Your story. Not ours. Westerners, I swear, the sheer arrogance. You think you're the only ones on Earth? You pillage and you butcher in your gods name. But you're not the only religion and he's not the only god. And now you think you can just rip the planet apart? You're wrong. There are billions of us and we were here first. If anyone gets to end this world, it's me.
- Baldur: Before we get down to brass tacks, some ground rules: No slaughtering each other, curb your wrath. Oh, and keep your hands off the local virgins. We're trying to keep a low profile here.
- Sam Winchester: [Whispers to Dean] Oh, we are so, so screwed.
- Harry Spangler: If you're dead, you better stay dead.
- Ed Zeddmore: Yeah
- Harry Spangler: Because if not, we're gonna kill you.