- Patrick Jane: You should stop worrying. It's gonna be fine with the new boss. Sure there's going to be a settling in period when she probes your psyche for weakness. But once that's out of the way...
- Teresa Lisbon: Would you stop? You're being childish. I think you're the one who's nervous.
- Patrick Jane: Ooo. That sounds perceptive. Let me think about that... No. I find that I'm not. It's definitely you.
- Victor Bandino: The body was still warm. So I guess the time of death was a good hour before anyone found him.
- [the victime groans and sits up]
- Victor Bandino: WHAT THE HELL?
- Patrick Jane: Guess again.
- Teresa Lisbon: A stranger asks to see your ID, you ask them to show you theirs first.
- Patrick Jane: Unless, of course, you're trying to hide something.
- Slocombe: Quite right. Quite right, Mr. Jane.
- Special Agent Madeleine Hightower: I thought I'd have a nice quiet day today. But it seems like there's trouble.
- Teresa Lisbon: We lost somebody... We're looking for him.
- Special Agent Madeleine Hightower: Then I'm sure you'll find him... Let's talk in my office. Give me half an hour to roll some calls.
- Teresa Lisbon: Yes ma'am.
- [Hightower leaves]
- Patrick Jane: She likes you. I could tell.
- [Lisbon glares at him]
- Wayne Rigsby: There's nobody here. We can lock the door. Nobody's looking.
- [Van Pelt sighs]
- Wayne Rigsby: Come on.
- Grace Van Pelt: We're on duty.
- Wayne Rigsby: Yeah. I know. Totally wrong.
- [Rigsby laughs]
- Wayne Rigsby: Come on.
- Special Agent Madeleine Hightower: He closes case. Yes, he does. He's a valuable asset. We cannot afford to lose him. The way I see it... it's *you* that's in a tricky spot.
- Teresa Lisbon: Ma'am?
- Special Agent Madeleine Hightower: This bureau has seen some tough times lately. My mission is to turn that around, and make the CBI *the* premiere law enforcement agency in this state. Patrick Jane is a huge part of that goal... If you can't keep him in line, we'll find someone who can.
- Slocombe: I'm going to walk out of here, and you're going to let me.
- Patrick Jane: Obviously, you're holding a gun. And I have no real reason to stop you.
- Slocombe: Thanks for being sensible.
- Patrick Jane: That's my middle name.
- Special Agent Madeleine Hightower: You - you're golden. You're safe for anything short of murder. Lisbon, no. You mess up, she's out of here. Any questions?
- Patrick Jane: Not that I can think of now.
- Wayne Rigsby: [Taking a suspect into custody] You think being a cop is stressful? Trying being a cop in prison.
- Victor Bandino: Real fancy résumé, this guy. Graduated from Eton and Oxford. Last employer was some hot-shot prep school back east.
- Patrick Jane: Eh, I wouldn't be so sure.
- Victor Bandino: Excuse me?
- Patrick Jane: The facial scar. Eton boy gets a cut on his head, he needs a plastic surgeon he gets a plastic surgeon. My guess, the whole résumé's a fairy tale.
- Victor Bandino: *Excuse* me?
- Patrick Jane: You're excused.