The Venture Bros. (TV Series)

Pinstripes and Poltergeists (2009)

Doc Hammer: Henchman 21, Shoreleave, Dr. Mrs. The Monarch, Billy Quizboy, Kevin, Speedy

Quotes 

• Henchman 21 : [about to fight Samson]  This is like Christmas, my first BMX bike and meeting the cast of Firefly all-in-one! Let's go!

• Dr. Mrs. The Monarch : Monstroso? That's what this is about? He's the king of the double cross. I mean, think about it, he's lawyer and a super villain. That's like a shark with a grenade launcher on its head.

• Henchman 21 : What's the meaning of life?

  Henchman 24 : The color twelve.

  Henchman 21 : Really?

  Henchman 24 : No, idiot! Ask me something less Hitchhiker's Guide, dork!

  Henchman 21 : Do we have souls?

  Henchman 24 : Yeah. Well, not quite souls but, it's a general idea. Everything has a soul.

  Henchman 21 : Crap. So I guess I should become a vegetarian?

  Henchman 24 : No. Like everything living has a soul. Even spinach. You can't win.

• Henchman 24 : You know how people cry about aborting babies because of their "soul"? It turns out you don't get a soul till' you're like one.

  Henchman 21 : So weird. One? Really?

  Henchman 24 : Or maybe six months, I forget. Anyway, you're just this crying... pooing... monster blob till you get your soul.

• Henchman 21 : Dude, I barely believe you're real. I mean, if there were ghosts, they'd be freakin' everywhere!

  Henchman 24 : Eh, not necessarily. You can only haunt someone you were close to in life.

  Henchman 21 : And you chose me? Out of everything, you chose me?

  Henchman 24 : Uh, before you get all teary-eyed, I could only choose between YOU, and a cocoon that is constantly getting blown up.

• Hunter Gathers : Damn it Shore Leave, you've ruined another outfit. Think Betsy Ross works here? I'm the one who has to sew this back together, you clown.

  [Brock laughs] 

  Hunter Gathers : What are you laughing at, Mr. Blood Stains on Everything?

  Brock Samson : You know that he rips those himself. He just tears it off like a Chippendales firemen, every time.

  Hunter Gathers : Good god, why?

  Shore Leave : For one, because it looks super-cool.

  Hunter Gathers : You're an infant!

• Dr. Schumpmaker : Ha Ha! So, I'm going to be killed?

  Shore Leave : Yep

  Dr. Schumpmaker : Ha Ha! and I suppose, what? My men will just fall down dead, and I'll suddenly not want to pull this trigger?

  Shore Leave : Mm Hmm.

  [Brock lands on/kills the henchman, grabs the Dr.'s gun arm and bends it backwards to point the gun at the Dr.'s own head] 

  Shore Leave : See? You COULD pull that trigger, but you totally wouldn't wanna.