- Tabrez Mirza Khan: I am Tees Maar Khan! I am Tees Maar Khan!
- Gang: BOSS! POLICE!
- Tabrez Mirza Khan: Oops! I'm not Tees Maar Khan, I swear to God I'm not Tees Maar Khan...!
- Tabrez Mirza Khan: A student copying from a textbook and a plan hatched by Tees Maar Khan's brain can never fail.
- Tabrez Mirza Khan: The toothpaste that's come out of the tube and the commitment that Tees Maar Khan has given can never be taken back.