Hotel Mario (1994 Video Game)
Marc Graue: Mario, Luigi, Bowser
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Quotes
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Mario : You know what they say: "All toasters toast toast!"
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Bowser : [watching Mario and Luigi walk down a path] Hoo ha ha ha ha!
[he hides]
Mario : Nice of the Princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh Luigi?
Luigi : I hope she made lots of spaghetti!
Mario : Luigi, look!
[points to a letter on the door]
Mario : It's from Bowser!
[reads]
Mario : Dear pesky plumbers; the Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The Princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels! I dare you to find her if you can!
[turns to Luigi]
Mario : We gotta find the Princess!
Luigi : [pointing at the screen/player] And you gotta help us!
Mario : [talking to player] If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book.
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Luigi : [outtakes] Hey, what kind of fucking place is this?
Bowser : Hoo hoo hoo ha ha ha!
Luigi : Ha ha ha ha yourself. So what the fuck is this about anyway?
Mario : It's uh, that fucked up sign. Jesus, was this written by retarded kids? Club Koopa. Let's see here. Wanna suck my-What? Heh. Why don't you do me in spaghetti sauce, baby, I want to touch your garlic bread. This is, uh, kind of fucked up, you know what I mean? But I like it, you know what I'm saying?
Luigi : You are a gay motherfucker!
Mario : To you, I might be a gay motherfucker. But everybody else, I'm just happy. Look, I've sucked one dick, that's all.
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Mario : Hey, you! Get offa my cloud!
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Mario : [When the timer is running out] Gotta be quick!
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Mario : [Breaks a piggy bank open] So this is where Wendy's hid the real coins!
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Princess Peach : [Mario and Luigi rescued Princess Peach] Thanks to you two, I can safely rule the Mushroom Kingdom, free from the terrible Koopa King.
[She kisses Mario and Luigi while the sigh passionately]
Princess Peach : [to the player] And my thanks to you to!
Mario , Luigi : [Waving at the player, in unison] Your the best player ever!
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Mario : [after finding a protective spray on substance] Ah ha! Maybe this will keep that lizard king from playing with the doors.
[Starts spraying the substance on himself]