- Trey Greenway: Wait. A vampire cannot enter a room unless he's invited.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: [pushing Greenway into the interrogation room] Here's your invitation.
- A.D.A. Alexandra Cabot: [Stabler had promised to get a confession from a suspect] That was quick. She didn't punch you again, did she?
- Detective Elliot Stabler: Ah, you know some women just don't want to talk man to man.
- Babs Duffy: [entering] Stabler!
- Detective Elliot Stabler: I wish she'd refuse to talk to me.
- Trey Greenway: My music is art. My life is art!
- Detective Elliot Stabler: You know what? Your life is gonna be prison, and it ain't gonna be blood that you're sucking in Sing Sing.
- Babs Duffy: What's your problem, Stabler?
- Detective Elliot Stabler: Have you looked in the mirror lately?
- Babs Duffy: You don't want me as an enemy?
- Detective Elliot Stabler: Well, I'm pretty damn sure I don't want you as a friend either.
- Babs Duffy: Oh, good. Because a friend would tell you, your ass is huge. I mean shouldn't you work out? Really, it's like it came down the back of your pants...
- Detective Olivia Benson: [interrupts her] We're still on the case, Babs. And if we need any help, we'll be sure to call you.
- [they walk away]
- Babs Duffy: Alright, but how hard can it be? I mean look, I don't expect Assy McBigpants to catch anybody, but Benson, you seem pretty on the ball.
- Detective Olivia Benson: So...
- [Removes her jacket to reveal a button for a lesbian-rights group]
- Detective Olivia Benson: Remember me?
- Ronnie Watley: Yeah, you were on stage today.
- Detective Olivia Benson: Uh oh. That make me one of them.
- [the detectives suspect a death metal musician with a vampire schtict of rape]
- Captain Donald Cragen: Fin, put up a face union page for Jane Doe. Hopefully it goes viral, and somebody recognizes her.
- Detective Olivia Benson: El and I will track down Count Chocula.
- Detective Olivia Benson: Our rapist has a website?
- Detective Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola: Plus a bunch of songs you can download.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: It's a heavy metal band.
- Detective Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola: Death metal, more like. Think Black Sabbath or Judas Priest, only sicker and more violent.
- A.D.A. Alexandra Cabot: What happened to him?
- Detective Odafin 'Fin' Tutuola: Technical term? Punched by a chick.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: Did you know Ms. Davies personally?
- Babs Duffy: You mean were we lovers? Because if two lesbians know each other then naturally next thing they're in their bra and panties and going down like the Titanic?
- Detective Elliot Stabler: Are you for real?
- Detective Olivia Benson: Hey, El, can I ask you something?
- Detective Elliot Stabler: Yeah.
- Detective Olivia Benson: Do you ever get a gay vibe from me?
- Detective Elliot Stabler: Would it matter if I did?
- Detective Olivia Benson: You're not answering the question.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: Well, it's not like you've had a lot of luck with guys.
- Detective Olivia Benson: It's called being married to the job.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: Did, uh, Babs make a move on you?
- Detective Olivia Benson: [answers phone] Olivia Benson.
- Detective Elliot Stabler: I get hit, you get hit on.
- Detective Olivia Benson: And our perp gets shot.