"Gossip Girl" The Sixteen Year Old Virgin (TV Episode 2010) - Matthew Settle as Rufus Humphrey

[first lines]

Gossip Girl : [voice-over] From the day he brings his newborn girl home, a father lives in fear... that someday she'll get hurt.

Rufus Humphrey : How about some breakfast?

Jenny Humphrey : [petulant] Waffles. Shocker. No, I'm good, thanks, I'll eat at school.

Rufus Humphrey : I'll see you at 4:15. On the dot.

Jenny Humphrey : School, home, school, home. I get it. Thanks.

[walks away in a huff]

Gossip Girl : That someday she'll hate him.

Jenny Humphrey : [alone, while song plays about being devil-may-care rockstar, on phone:] Hi. I need a car. Yes, from DUMBO to the Smyth hotel. Okay, thanks, bye.

[rearranges hair in slightly dishevelled style while song goes "All I need is a black guitar"]

Gossip Girl : And worst of all, someday she'll grow up.
Lily van der Woodsen : She's a teenage girl. Cutting school to be with her boyfriend isn't exactly criminal behavior.

Rufus Humphrey : I guess I'm still holding out hope that somewhere underneath that... mop of blonde hair is my little girl.
Rufus Humphrey : You're gonna dream of the days you were just grounded. From now on I will escort you to and from school. Queller will assign someone to walk you from class to class, and you will have lunch in her office.

Jenny Humphrey : [chuckles] Dad, I ditched class to be with my boyfriend. So what? It's not like it's affecting my grades. You can't keep treating me like a child!

Matthew Settle: Rufus Humphrey