30 Rock (TV Series)

Klaus and Greta (2010)

Jeffery Self: Randy Lemon

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• Randy Lemon : Liz, do you know how hard it was growing up gay in Methenburg, Pennsylvania? The local TV station edited "Will and Grace" down so much that it was just called "Karen."

• Randy Lemon : Why did you even leave White Haven, Liz? When was the last time you watched the sunrise?

  Liz Lemon : Sometimes, at work.

  Randy Lemon : Or kissed a boy you just met?

  Liz Lemon : Gross.

  Randy Lemon : Or went dancing? I'm not going home until I make you appreciate living here. Tonight, we are going to do that makeover for real. And then, I'm taking you out.

  Liz Lemon : Yeah, okay, fine. I mean, who am I to tell Jenna that she doesn't know how to be happy when I can't even figure out my own...

  Randy Lemon : [puts his hand up]  Stop. So bored... Did I do that right?

  Liz Lemon : Yeah, that was super bitchy.