- Alienígena 1: Do you have any special merit that you can claim in your favor? Something that speaks well of you humans?
- Capitán Valladares: [at a loss of words] Oh, er... Querejeta?
- Querejeta: Well... We have magnificent works of art. We have built great cathedrals, composed sublime melodies and written some memorable books.
- Capitán Valladares: That's true. Aristotle, Leonardo da Vinci, Maradona.
- Alienígena 1: Who are all these people?
- Capitán Valladares: Great geniuses.
- Querejeta: And we have made colossal works of engineering, deciphered the genetic codes, created complex communication systems, proclaimed the Universal Declaration of Human Rights...
- Alienígena 1: Ah, perfect. But, you do share planet with other beings.
- Capitán Valladares: Well, there are animals too, of course.
- Alienígena 1: And do you act on behalf of all of them?
- Capitán Valladares: [Querejeta giggles] No, no, no, no, no. Animals do not matter. They have neither soul or intellect. Basically they come in handy as our food.
- Alienígena 1: Do you devour your peers?
- Capitán Valladares: Sure. Are you vegetarians?
- Alienígena 1: No, no! Vegetables are also living things. We feed on proteins of mineral origin.
- Querejeta: Then, you don't know what you are missing.
- Querejeta: The main computer has just detected a habitable planet 250 parsecs away.
- Capitán Valladares: Is that true, Lorna?
- Lorna: As true as my name is Lorna Dun 655.
- Capitán Valladares: Is your name Dun 655?
- Lorna: You can call me whatever you want.
- Capitán Valladares: And is there humidity?
- Lorna: Enough.
- Capitán Valladares: I was talking about the planet.
- Lorna: Me too.
- Wollensky: Long live Lenin! Long live Trotsky!
- Capitán Valladares: What is that Trotsky stuff? A soft drink? Do you want me to bring you an orange Trotsky? Who has taught you that?
- Roswell: Me, Captain. On his planet there were not only wimps kneeling before the power of capital. There were also people with two cojones, even if you don't know them anyomore.