Cheap (2005)

David Gobble: Max Force

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Natalie Nichols : I'm... I'm Natalie Nichols. I mean, I used to be Natalie Nichols. I'm washed-up, Max. I need something. I need something bad. You know I'll do anything for you, Max. This is where it started and this is where I want it to end. You want kink? I'll give you kink. You want anal? I'll give you anal. I'll do dogs, I'll do goats. I'll do rape, I'll do gangbang. Is, is that what you want from me, Max? You know I'm your number one girl. I'll do anything, Max. You give it to me, I'll give it to you. You're the king, Max. You know you want me. You wanna take a test drive? It's what you did five years ago, and I didn't ask for much in return. I know you got the stuff, Max. I know what to do to get it. See what five years does to someone in this business? How you gonna fix this? Tell me what to do, and then get me my fix.

  [Max thinks it over, then stands up] 

  Max Force : You fucking bitch.

  [slaps Natalie across the face] 

• Max Force : I'll tell you what isn't clichéd for lesbian porn. A man.

  Derek Diamond : What? Well then what makes it lesbian then?

  Max Force : It has the word lesbian in the title.

• Max Force : You see, in any legit big-budget porno that you see these days, the thing that drives them is money, not passion. They'll take a goddamn blow-up doll and put it in front of the camera and have it fucking up fucking... underwear model for fifteen minutes on end and then surround it with a plot whose sole purpose is to spoof current pop culture. I mean, this isn't art, it's "Saturday Night Live" with fucking!