Misfits (TV Series)

Episode #1.2 (2009)

Robert Sheehan: Nathan Young

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Quotes 

• Kelly Bailey : Is this a wind up? Is this you?

  Nathan Young : If I was trying to wind you up, I think I'd be a little more creative. "I know what film you saw last summer". If I wanted to freak you out, I would've dug up the body and stuck that in your locker.

• Nathan Young : It's not like this situation is backed up by a wank-load of logic.

• Nathan Young : George Michael gets away with this shit but he used to be in Wham. Who are you?

• Nathan Young : If you ever hurt her, I'll take you up to the vet and have you put down.

• Louise Young : Why can't you just be happy for me?

  Nathan Young : Because your boyfriend is some kind of psycho rough trade gay rapist werewolf!

  Louise Young : Every man I meet. There's always a reason you take against him. It's like when you said Richard was sexually abusing you.

  Nathan Young : It's nothing like that, this is true.

• Louise Young : You've broken his nose!

  Nathan Young : It's not like you can enter him in Crufts.

• Nathan Young : So are you like a member of staff or something?

  Young Ruth : I'm a volunteer.

  Nathan Young : Volunteer? I love to volunteer.

  Young Ruth : Is that why they gave you community service?

  Nathan Young : Could be, could be. I'd probably just be here anyway, you know, helping out.

• Nathan Young : I swear on my mother's life.

  [Louise looks at him] 

  Nathan Young : ... On my life.

• Nathan Young : Listen, I'm telling you, Mom. He was out there running around naked like a wolf boy.

  Louise Young : What's a wolf boy?

  Nathan Young : It's a boy, raised by wolves. You know, little hairy kid in Siberia. We watched it on the Discovery Channel.

• Nathan Young : He's not a werewolf, OK. This guy is such a pussy, he needs my mum to open jars for him. If he was a werewolf he'd be able to open a jar of peanut butter for himself.

• Kelly Bailey : Is he dead? I think he's dead.

  Nathan Young : SHE'S STEALING YOUR PENSION!

  Stan : Oh!

  Nathan Young : Nah, he's fine.

• Nathan Young : George Michael gets away with this shit, but he used to be in Wham. Who are you?

• Nathan Young : You know, after the storm, did any of you feel like dead weird? Yeah, I had a strange tingling sensation in my anus.