Beautiful People (TV Series)

How I Got My Plumes (2009)

Olivia Colman: Debbie Doonan

Quotes 

• Andy Doonan : Debbie, guess what Ross's surname is?

  Debbie Doonan : Kemp, he said so earlier. Keep your hair on...

  Andy Doonan : Kemp! His name is Ross Kemp!

  Ross Kemp : Yeah and its funny cos I sound like him, it can lead to some tricky situations on the phone.

  Mr Carr : He does it on purpose. Phoning up the library, ordering gay porn.

  Ross Kemp : I did it once, don't exaggerate.

  Mr Carr : Telling them that Rebecca Wade will be in to pick it up later.

  Ross Kemp : You thought it was funny.

  Mr Carr : Making me wear chicken fillets and a red curly wig...

  Ross Kemp : Get a life, Nathan! And a decent face!

  Mr Carr : Don't raise your voice like that to me, Ross!

  Ross Kemp : How do you want me to raise it

  [in a high pitched voice] 

  Ross Kemp : like this?

  Mr Carr : Drop dead, Ross, yeah?

  Ross Kemp : I wouldn't give you the satisfaction.

  Mr Carr : You've never given me satisfaction dear...

  Ross Kemp : The only thing you've given me is warts!

  Andy Doonan : The way yous two argue is hilarious!

• Mr Carr : I had no idea that we were living next door to so many of my students!

  Ross Kemp : I'm surprised you're not hyperventilating.

  Mr Carr : And why would I be hyperventilating?

  Ross Kemp : Worried that they're all gonna out you on Monday.

  Mr Carr : That's a little bit unfair, Ross.

  Ashlene Doonan : Oh, don't worry, I won't tell no one. I'm really knowledgeable about gay stuff and shit. So which one of you's the bloke and who's the bitch?

  Debbie Doonan : Ashlene!