- Danny Reagan: Hey, look what the fat dragged in.
- Maria Baez: Danny!
- Danny Reagan: I meant cat.
- Anthony Abetemarco: That's alright, Baez. I'm used to Reagan's insecurities getting the best of him. I try to be the bigger man.
- Danny Reagan: You most certainly are the larger man.
- Anthony Abetemarco: You're right and you're
- [pointing at his hairline]
- Anthony Abetemarco: much, much thinner.
- Anthony Abetemarco: I was gone less than an hour.
- Erin Reagan: Gone where?
- Anthony Abetemarco: Personal time.
- Erin Reagan: Well, you're taking a lot of that this week. Aren't you? Every time I've come in here, you've gone somewhere doing God knows what.
- Anthony Abetemarco: I was at my doctors having a consultation about my upcoming colonoscopy. Should I tell him not to bother now that you're doing the procedure?
- Erin Reagan: You think you're funny.
- Anthony Abetemarco: I thought that one wasn't half bad.
- Henry Reagan: [Opening the door] Can I help you?
- Anthony Abetemarco: Henry, it's me. Anthony Abetemarco. I used to work for you. Remember?
- Henry Reagan: [No sign of recognition] Doesn't ring a bell.
- [slams the door]
- Henry Reagan: [Opens the door laughing] A little senior citizen humor.