Ghosts (TV Series)

Viking Funeral (2021)

Rose McIver: Samantha

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• Samantha : Please, be quiet.

  Jay : Excuse me. Am I not allowed to have an opinion?

  Samantha : I was talking to the ghosts.

  Jay : Right - because ghosts are a real thing, and my wife talks to them now.

• Samantha : [to Thorfinn]  So, how did you end up here?

  Jay : Well, I fell in love with a white girl with a cute, cute butt and then she inherited a haunted house... and then...

  Samantha : Babe, I'm talking to Thorfinn.

• Hetty : Hmm, look at the poor brute.

  Samantha : This is all my fault.

  Sasappis : Don't worry. He'll get over it in, like, fifty years. He might mention a Norse curse, but we don't think that's real.

  Samantha : I mean, you know why we did it, right? It's not like Jay and I had a choice, right?

  Hetty : Sure, sure. Although part of me did wonder if, in finally getting his funeral, we might see the big oaf get sucked off.

  Samantha : [bewildered]  Excuse me?

  Hetty : Sometimes... very rare occasions... when a ghost is able to resolve a long-standing issue, the heavens open up and... whoosh... they get sucked off.

  [Trevor attempts to stifle a laugh] 

  Sasappis : Yeah, we all dream of getting sucked off.

  [sic] 

  Hetty : [agreeing]  Mm-hmm.

  Samantha : A... and that's the term... that you guys decided...

  Trevor : [interrupts, stammers to Samantha]  Don't tell them. Please. This is all I have.

  Samantha : Let me get this straight. So, if we had the funeral, there's a chance that Thor might... go up?

  Hetty : [corrects Samantha]  Get sucked off? Mm-hmm... but, again, rarely happens. I've seen it maybe once.

  Flower : But if it did, we'd never see him again. Like... ever.

  Sasappis : He deserves it though. Would love to see the big guy get sucked off.

  Hetty : It would be lovely.

• Samantha : So... how are you, big guy?

  Thorfinn : I am happy. It was not time for Thor to be sucked off.

  [sic]