Mass Effect 2 (2010 Video Game)

Courtenay Taylor: Jack, Kalara Tomi, Lilith, Eclipse Enemies

Quotes 

• Niftu Cal : I am a biotic god, I think things and they happen! Fear me, lesser creatures, for I am biotics made flesh!

  Commander Shepard : I don't know what drugs you're on, but stay back and I won't shoot you.

  Niftu Cal : You will regret your scandalous words! I am a great wind that will sweep all before me like a... a great wind! A great biotic wind! Yes, the asari injecting so many drugs into me was terrifying, But then I began to smell my greatness! They may laugh when I fall over, but they don't know what I know in my head... that I know that I am amazingly powerful! Fear me.

  Commander Shepard : Are you part of Pitne For's trade group?

  Niftu Cal : When I was mortal, I worked for Pitne. The poor soul is probably terrified that I have not returned.

  Jack : He didn't say anything about you going missing. Didn't want to get stuck here.

  Prof. Mordin Solus : Pitne picks money over friends. Unsurprising.

  Niftu Cal : Bah! I will wreak a just revenge upon his people! But first, the leader of these mercenaries is in the next room. I shall toss Wasea about like a rag doll!

  Zaeed : Shepard, want me to kneecap this guy so he doesn't follow us around?

  Jack : Fifteen creds says the little guy doesn't make it five steps in before the merc explodes him.

  Niftu Cal : I will tear her apart! My biotics are unstoppable!

  Commander Shepard : Charge.

  Niftu Cal : An ill wind blows upon Wasea, captain of the Eclipse sisters! After me!

  [Niftu Cal runs in and is immediately killed by Wasea] 

  Jack : That was mean. But damn funny.

• Captain Enyala : [to Miranda]  I was just waiting for you to finish getting dressed. Or does Cerberus really let you whore around in that outfit?

  Jack : I like her. Are we still recruiting?

• Jack : Mess with someone's head enough, you can turn a scared little kid into an all powerful bitch.

• Jack : Hello, dead people!

• Jack : I'm not going anywhere with you! You're Cerberus!

  Commander Shepard : Why does it matter if I'm with Cerberus?

  Jack : They've been on my ass for years. Anytime I get free, they put a huge bounty on me. That's why Warden Kuril figured he'd struck gold when he caught me.

  Miranda Lawson : She's destroyed Cerberus property and killed Cerberus people, hence the bounty.

  Jack : [to Miranda]  You die first.

• Commander Shepard : My name is Shepard, and I'm here to get you off this ship.

  Jack : I'm not going anywhere with you. You're Cerberus.

  Commander Shepard : I'm offering to be your friend. You don't want to be my enemy.

  Legion : There is a high statistical probability of death by gunshot. A punch to the face is also likely.

  Jack : You show up in a Cerberus frigate to take me away somewhere? You think I'm stupid?

  Commander Shepard : This ship is going down in flames. I've got the *only* way out. I'm offering to take you with me, and you're arguing!

  Legion : Reccommend Subject-Jack be disabled and transported aboard as cargo.

• Commander Shepard : You're awfully anxious to get Samara out of your district.

  Detective Anaya : My bosses want me to detain her. They're worried she'll cause some kind of cross-species incident. But her Justicar Code won't let her be taken into custody. If I try it, she'll have to kill me. I have no interest in dying, so if you lure her away with some big noble cause before I have to carry out my orders, I'm thrilled to help you.

  Commander Shepard : Your superiors are sending you to certain death for no good reason. You have a right to disobey.

  Jack : Let's remember that the next time Shepard sends into impossible odds. That's about twice a day.

• Jack : Shit, you sound like a pussy.